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Once again I had the immense pleasure of chatting with Brian about, well, all things Nintendo (hurrr get it?) and of course the recently revealed gameplay trailer for Ocarina of Time Remake.

This entire conversation was therapy, man. Pure therapy. 

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One of the best surprises at Summer Game Fest came from an appointment I never intended to take. Ain’t that how it always goes? So I had just played Orbitals – my final appointment at Nintendo’s booth – and was on my way out when someone beckoned me over to a nearby station and asked if I wanted to play Armatus. Eh, I had a few minutes to spare, so why not?

Turns out Armatus – Counterplay’s first game since 2020’s Godfall – should have been on my radar a long time ago because it’s one of my favorite genres: a third-person roguelite shooter. (Emphasis on the LITE.) Here, death isn’t punished – in fact, your demise progresses the narrative. HALLELUJAH! And as you continue to play (and die die die) you’ll accrue new, increasingly powerful abilities and upgrades which stay with you between runs. CAN I GET A DOUBLE HALLELUJAH FOR PROGRESSION?!

I don’t mean to alarm you, but demons have taken over Paris. Like, it’s a big ol’ infestation. Humans are fucked. And hey, no pressure or anything, but YOU, dear player, are the last “supernatural warrior of an ancient order” and it’s up to you to rip and tear your way through the desolated ruins of Paris to find something called “The Sunless Gate.” Supposedly this gate could maybe (?) possibly (?) be the key to humanity’s salvation! But here’s another problem: as far as we know, there are only four humans left on Earth. That’s not a lot, but hey, you may as well do your part to save those four! (OR SHOULD YOU DUN DUN DUUUUN!)

You have options when it comes to massacring those pesky demons. In addition to a scythe (which I freakin’ loved) you’ll begin each run with your choice of assault rifles, single shot rifles, shotguns and SMGs, each paired with a randomized alt-fire. Sometimes these pairings operate incredibly well together. Sometimes they drastically impact how you need to play. And other times they’re just fun. I once had a sniper rifle matched with a grenade launcher alt-fire which was HILARIOUS since I never go for sniper rifles because accuracy and I are not friends, but a sniper rifle with a grenade launcher? OKAY. I’ll bite. And you know what, I ended up using the actual sniper rifle quite a bit!

On top of the ever-changing weapons at your disposal, you will also wield celestial powers. Basically, supernatural, badass magical abilities that allow you to do things from slowing down time, to firing divine homing missiles to slamming the ground like you’re a big ol’ angry meteor. 

I noticed there were a lot (a lot a lot) of options throughout my run to augment my weapons and the way I played. I can’t imagine this system getting stale for a LONG time.

Sometimes mid-run you’ll find yourself in a quiet area for a brief moment of respite, but don’t get too comfortable because it’s only there so you can make a tough decision. You’ll face several rooms, most of which will tantalizingly dangle the promise of shiny, desired boons should you choose their path – better loot, more health, etc. – but sometimes, because we can’t have nice things, there may be a resulting consequence. You’ll have to use your best judgment and weigh the status of your current run on whether or not the risks are worth the reward.

It’s all incredibly addictive, and within mere moments of venturing into those damn demon-infested streets I found myself in one of those epic flows – you know, where you’re just cutting through the bad dudes like a hot knife through butter, landing hits left and right, pushing forward, doing shit that makes you look cooler than you probably are, etc. The gameplay feels good, nothing I experienced felt floaty, and while historically I haven’t had the best luck with shooters on Switch, I have zero complaints based on what I’ve played.

What remains to be seen, and what’s most important to me and the way I enjoy these games, is how meaningful and impactful the progression feels. I don’t mind failing over and over again as long as I walk away with something to show for it, be it the money I accrued, an increase in stats or an item that’ll help me on my next run. As long as I feel like I’m not standing still I will absolutely keep coming back for more. KEEP GIVING ME THE PAIN. And just based on my conversations with the team, I don’t get the feeling that Counterplay Games is trying to create a grueling, punishing, hair-ripping-out experience here. 

I’m also incredibly curious about the narrative. It feels like there’s a lot we don’t know (intentionally!) and I hope there’s plenty of opportunity to learn about this chaotic world and how we ended up with, y’know, demons in the street and stuff. And I’m putting this out there now: I don’t trust those remaining four humans. I have the feeling those bastards probably caused this mess to begin with, and if I end up being right, I’m absolutely blasting them into smithereens with my Sniper Grenade Launcher hybrid.

I haven’t stopped thinking about Armatus. Thankfully, we don’t have much longer to wait, as it launches this winter for Nintendo Switch 2, PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S (and Game Pass!) and Steam.

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During Summer Game Fest I was in-between appointments at the Nintendo booth, halfway perched on a chair frantically scribbling down notes, when I was asked to join someone’s Orbitals demo because they needed a second player. 

I couldn’t shove that notebook into my backpack fast enough.

Seeing as Orbitals is a cooperative-only game where your success depends on your ability to clearly (and I’d say respectfully) communicate with another human being, I was kinda taking a gamble agreeing to play with a complete stranger, but eh, YOLO or whatever the kids say. So I was led to an adorable demo station that resembled an ancient historical landmark – a bedroom from my youth – complete with an iconic bunk bed and squishy beanbag chairs. There I met my demo partner, a lovely human named Erin. 

<insert heroic cheesy background anime music with an even cheesier narrator voice> In Orbitals, you and your partner step into the shoes of Maki and Omura, two explorer BFFs who must scramble to protect the space station they call home from a devastating cosmic storm that threatens to shred everything they love into millions of teeny tiny inconsequential smithereeeeeeens! <end cheesy background heroic anime music>

Damn. I mean that’s just like, so tragic or whatever BUT THE ART. THE AAAART. OH MY GOD THE ART. Orbitals features the MOST kickass retro anime aesthetic I’ve ever seen in a video game. I’ve literally never seen anything like it. Every trailer you see and every screenshot you have the honor of laying your eyeballs on is an accurate representation of how Orbitals actually looks and runs in-game. Even the characters themselves felt like they were plucked out of my favorite anime, and just, MAN, the vibes are 10/10. Nailed. Knocked out of the park.

I’m telling you, the first time I moved Omura I had this, like, incredibly visceral transcendent moment where I was suddenly 13 again, glued to my CRT TV, shoveling ungodly amounts of chips in my mouth while eagerly awaiting Toonami’s afternoon block. (Which, if I remember correctly, was Yu Yu Hakusho, Tenchi Muyo and DBZ. Oh, the sweet, sweet nostalgia.)

Even though Orbitals is very much visually its own thing, it’s almost impossible to avoid comparing it to Hazelight’s highly regarded co-op darlings, It Takes Two and Split Fiction, both of which have enjoyed industry-wide praise for their gameplay, art direction and game design. (Fun fact: Orbitals’ game director Jakob Lundgren worked at Hazelight as a level designer!) I really don’t want this to turn into a pissing match between the three, and honestly, even if I did I haven’t played enough of Orbitals to make an argument one way or another, but there are a few differences I want to touch on.

A much welcomed difference between Orbitals and Split Fiction is that players aren’t locked into specific abilities and roles because of the character they chose. (HALLELUJAH!) In Orbitals, skills are linked to tools and weapons, which can be freely equipped between Maki and Omura. This is SO MUCH BETTER. Why, you ask? Well, let’s just say I still hold onto a teensy bit of frustration from Split Fiction after being forced into a certain driving/flying role and MAYBE (maybe) I ultimately and begrudgingly waved my white flag after the umpteenth time of crashing into buildings and had to throw – er, I mean, gently swap controllers with Jayson so HE could fly the damn car and I could angrily shoot things.

I’d also say Orbitals’ puzzles seem to require more critical thinking and intentional communication. Like, I don’t think my partner and I ever hit a “flow” state where we were just casually running and jumping and vibing while solving puzzles. Instead, we were constantly chatting and exchanging info that sounded more like,  “Okay, this is what that does – wait, let’s try this. Now, I’ll go here, you go there, we have to time this perfectly, my bad for killing you again” etc. And despite Erin and I not knowing each other from a hole in the wall we managed to solve the pesky puzzles that stood in our way, and I think that’s a testament to how wonderfully designed and approachable Orbitals appears to be.

Man, I’m so happy I was unexpectedly yoinked into that demo with Erin.

Developed by Shapefarm and published by Kepler Interactive, Orbitals is coming exclusively to Nintendo Switch 2 on September 3rd, 2026. 

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Because we are in a glorious timeline where an Ocarina of Time remake is ACTUALLY HAPPENING OH MY GOD IT STILL DOESN’T FEEL REAL I’m feeling extra sentimental and wanted to show y’all one of most prized possessions: A Kmart Ocarina of Time pre-order bonus from 1998. (It’s the little things in life that mean the most.) However, I was not prepared to go down this incredibly emotional journey where I was forced to question everything I thought I knew. And now, I have more questions than answers. 

For real though, I ABSOLUTELY remember when I got Ocarina of Time, the above CD and the t-shirt (RIP) in 1998. My entire family – and there were a LOT of us – always gathered at and squeezed into my grandma’s house on Christmas Eve. Her cozy house always smelled delicious – I can still smell the ham in the oven and her famous baked beans – and I’ll never ever forget the insane amount of presents there were. I mean, boxes of all shapes and sizes were spilling out from underneath the tree, I kid you not, to the point where half of her living room was inaccessible. As a child it really was a magical sight! Anyway, after we had all opened presents and were winding down I still remember the immense giddiness and excitement I felt – y’know, the kind you can really only experience as a kid? I distinctly remember sitting on the floor, leaning against my grandpa’s favorite recliner and reading my brand-new Garfield comic book. Knowing that the next day was Christmas, Ocarina of Time was waiting for me, and I still had a WEEK OFF OF SCHOOL FOR WINTER BREAK was just pure euphoria.

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I recently joined Brian Shea and Camille Salazar Hadaway to do what I do best – go freakin’ apeshit while talking about Ocarina of Time. 

This all came about because on the night before Summer Game Fest Brian, Camille and I ran into each other at the JW bar and started yappin’. Now, seeing as Brian and Camille are two of the biggest Nintendo fans I know, I was dying to get their thoughts about the then-unannounced (but heavily rumored) Ocarina of Time remake. And baby it was like lighting a fire because instantly WHOOOOSH we were off, and for what feels like the rest of the night we were rapid-firing theories, concerns, hopes and dreams, etc. 

Brian, being the genius he is, suggested we officially record something post SGF. And, well, here we are! I had the best time recording with those two! Hope you enjoy :) 

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