Eff This Five Nights at Freddy’s 3 Teaser

Via Steam Greenlight:

Thirty years after Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza closed it’s doors, the events that took place there have become nothing more than a rumor and a childhood memory, but the owners of “Fazbear’s Fright: The Horror Attraction” are determined to revive the legend and make the experience as authentic as possible for patrons, going to great lengths to find anything that might have survived decades of neglect and ruin.

At first there were only empty shells, a hand, a hook, an old paper-plate doll, but then a remarkable discovery was made…

The attraction now has one animatronic.

Oh, joy.

Let me take you back a few days, to last Saturday evening. I was in San Antonio for PAX South. I was quite exhausted from all of the PAX shenanigans, so I called it an early night and made my way back to the hotel. But as I was lying in bed, immersed in darkness I found I truly wasn’t that tired. Seeing as I was in full-fledged scrub mode, however, (y’know, hair pulled up, sweats on, etc.) I didn’t want to venture out.

So, I did this instead:

I BARELY made it to Day 2 before I understood that Foxy would be the legitimate death of me, and upon this realization I closed the laptop and had nightmares for the remainder of my life.

In short, fuck that game.

I can’t. I really, really can’t. But for those of you who can, check out Five Nights at Freddy’s and Five Nights at Freddy’s 2.



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