Okay, I shouldn’t laugh at this, but seeing as everyone is safe and no one was injured…I feel like I can laugh at this. Below I will do my very best Britt-way to summarize the events that transpired in Germany roughly 11 months or so ago. Why this is just now making news, I dunno, but I digress:
Dude: *gaming with his friend* YEAH DUDE I’M 23 YEARS OLD AND OH MAN THIS SHIT IS AWESOME
Girlfriend: *walks in after working a 10-hour shift* Hey babe I just want some peace and quiet so I can relax, would you mind, y’know, stop playing video games for a few hours?
Dude: SURE HUN. *doesn’t mean it* *drugs her tea and thus knocks her out until noon the next day*
Some people, man. Some people. Dude was fined $746 for his assholery. Needless to say, the couple is no longer together.