Dude Drugs Girlfriend So He Can Game Longer


Okay, I shouldn’t laugh at this, but seeing as everyone is safe and no one was injured…I feel like I can laugh at this. Below I will do my very best Britt-way to summarize the events that transpired in Germany roughly 11 months or so ago. Why this is just now making news, I dunno, but I digress:

Dude: *gaming with his friend* YEAH DUDE I’M 23 YEARS OLD AND OH MAN THIS SHIT IS AWESOME

Girlfriend: *walks in after working a 10-hour shift* Hey babe I just want some peace and quiet so I can relax, would you mind, y’know, stop playing video games for a few hours?

Dude: SURE HUN. *doesn’t mean it* *drugs her tea and thus knocks her out until noon the next day*


Some people, man. Some people. Dude was fined $746 for his assholery. Needless to say, the couple is no longer together.


  1. Man, I must be too grown because I can only think about how she might have missed work the next day. And all the other problems on top of that.

  2. As soon as I saw this story I was immediately reminded of that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry gets his girlfriend drunk on wine so that he could play with the toy collection. Priceless.

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