Can I Borrow $300?


Fapfapfapfapfa—::looks at price:: /limpdick

This sexual statue you’re looking at is a hand crafted, hand-painted masterpiece cast out of poly-stone (whatever that means) and stands at an erect 16 inches tall. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is when you say “I don’t care about all of that other stuff, I just want it in my pants.” Yes — that is what you say until you realize this little pant-tightener, one of 1,000 made, costs $300.

But whatever, it’s still hot to look at.

And if you’re feeling really frisky, lay your eyeballs upon the $329 bad boy below.


I need it in my life.


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