Britt5091 Origins: Kitty Got Wet

Welcome to Britt5091: Origins, where I dig up old blog posts I used to write for IGN’s community under the username Britt5091. Some posts may make you giggle, some may make your eyes bleed, and some may make you stroke your beard in a pensive manner. All you need to know is that these posts, no matter how terrible some of them may be, ultimately lead to everything I do now.

Kitty Got Wet

October 6th, 2009

So maybe I liez a little. Dubaroo hit the nail on the head.

Last night, Naughty Dog and SCEA held an Uncharted 2 Premiere Event at a nearby Cinemas (10 minutes away from me!). Now they are holding another one tonight, but the one I attended was the “VIP” premiere. The only main differences I can foresee between the one I went to and the one tonight (I’m not going to the that one) are:

A) I didn’t have to pay for a ticket. It was free.

B) These were given away.

This is my “I’m so sorry you don’t have what I do” face.

Guess what I’m about to play!

The event itself was a lot of fun and I met some great people. But I really, really want to get to this game so I’ll make a post tomorrow about the whole thing.



Update: July 23rd, 2012

Dude. I look like I’m 12 years young. But…I think I was 21? Damn. SUCH A BABY. And now I’m 24 and crusty.

Uh…I have that Uncharted poster hung in my woman cave, don’t I? I can’t remember where it is if it is. I think it might be behind my door? Or is that the WoW poster?



Also, I don’t think I’ve ever worn that shirt. Not because it’s too big (because it is) but because I held it, like, sacred or something. IT WOULD BE THE BEST NIGHTSHIRT EVER!


  1. yeah nothings changed u still brag about all of your stuff lol….. my man cave still kicks the crap out of your though muahahahahaa

      • fine where? lol….. in my cave alone theres an imac, ipad, macbook pro, apple 27 inch display, wii, n64,360,snes,nes, 1080p projecter mounted on the roof hooked up to my 2nd imac with turntables and beats by dre headphones plus i have the beats boombox. and a 55 inch 960 hz sony 3d tv hooked up to a badass reciver and speakers. plus a crap-ton of kidrobot toys (behind glass) and limited edition prints. i won a 33 000$ tourney last year on pokerstars so thats how i can afford all of this crap :P so I WIN …but youre prettier than me so i guess you win at other things…..

    • Hahahahaha. Fair enough. When I turn 31 I will think of NIck Burrell and officially declare myself crusty.

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