HAHAHAHA. Oh, the things I could say….
What do you think is the probability Nintendo would ever release a string of sexual, erm, items? Think about it: Blue Shell Condoms! Red “Fire” Shell Condoms! Banana Peel “Slippery” Lubricant!
“Honey, what’s a Goomba doing in bed with us?” “Oh baby you don’t even know.”
I’M JUST SAYING. It could make millions.
Thanks, Beez, for sending me this. It figures you would find something of the sort. PERVERT.