Zombie Apocalypse: IT BEGINS

Okay, so this is obviously terrible for the man whose face was ripped to shreds. No bueno and I hope he recovers. What a terrible thing to experience…

…but now I can’t help but wonder if they have this dude under 24/7 surveillance and strapped to a bed. Because, like, he was just bitten by a ZOMBIE. And we all know how this whole zombie infection thing goes.

But never fear. ::pumps shotgun:: Britt is here and I am a zombie guru.

TO COSTCO!!!!!!

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  • My blades are sharp and my ammo dry, I am ready

    • britt5091

      Godspeed Bradley.

  • To Costco Britt!
    They laugh now but wait till they run out of toilet paper.

    • britt5091

      HA! Exactly! That’s what I’ve been saying but NOOOOO no one cares. NO ONE CARES AT ALL! /sob

  • Erin

    1.) This is crazy…I feel so bad for the victim.
    2.) Can I join you at Costco?
    3.) Where is DEXTER when you need him? He lives in freakin Miami! 

    • britt5091

      Of course you can snookums. <3.

  • HOLY SHIT!

    • britt5091

      RIGHT?! SO CRAZY!

  • Marcus Broome

    Well that’s several kinds of horrible. Don’t do drugs kids! Or hangout with mentally ill homeless ppl who think they’re a zombie or w/e.

    • britt5091

      Apparently he was high on bath salts. Like, WTF?!

  • Glenn Burgess

    Just moved into a new apartment.  4th floor.  There’s a bridge by my place with two griffons on either side of it.  Should make a good scout/sniper perch, and quite a defensible position should it all go pear shaped.  Make sure we all get ham radios to communicate the status of our colonies with.

    I’ll see you on the other side. *tips hat, drops bolt on rifle and climbs atop perch*