Zombie Apocalypse: IT BEGINS

Okay, so this is obviously terrible for the man whose face was ripped to shreds. No bueno and I hope he recovers. What a terrible thing to experience…

…but now I can’t help but wonder if they have this dude under 24/7 surveillance and strapped to a bed. Because, like, he was just bitten by a ZOMBIE. And we all know how this whole zombie infection thing goes.

But never fear. ::pumps shotgun:: Britt is here and I am a zombie guru.

TO COSTCO!!!!!!

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