Win a Zombie Sak + Kukri!

Zombie Sak

I’m not saying the zombie apocalypse is going to happen, but I’m not saying it isn’t, either. After all, one can never be too prepared these days, especially with all of the technology and chemical science-y shit you KNOW is going on behind closed doors. Should Z-Day arrive in my lifetime I’m not concerned for my safety — in fact I welcome it — for I am a zombie master (bater) (couldn’t resist) (disclaimer: I do not perform sexual favors for the undead) and I feel as though I am mentally and physically capable to take care of myself.

But like I said one can never be too prepared, and instead of me holding onto this Zombie Sak I’m going to give it away to a lucky winner. SEE?! I care about your safety more than mine. /Sigh. If you win this, dear winner YOU BETTER MAKE ME PROUD! ::shakes fist::

Ahem. Zombie Sak has sent a Basic Zombie Survival Kit as WELL as few rations and a Kukri. Everything enclosed is SERIOUSLY amazing, so take a peek at photos of each individual item below!

A little disclaimer — you must be over the age of 18 to win this prize. Apparently you youngins’ aren’t capable of handling sharp objects (the Kukri). But for serious, this rule has nothing to do with Zombie Sak or I, it’s just the unfortunate way it has to be. 🙁


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  • seankirkland

    Is that a Resident Evil knife?

  • Brian Fletcher

    The Kukri looks pretty cool

    • Brittney Brombacher

      It’s fucking legit.

  • Perry Rodriguez

    I need that, I’ve been slacking on my prep work. As in I have nothing ready…

  • Heather

    I’d probably take the knife…I’d be able to find what I needed on my own but I knife would be great to start off with.

    • Brittney Brombacher

      It would! Hopefully you wouldn’t have to use it (and get so close to a zombie)!

  • Nathaniel Robert

    I would have to take the knife!

  • CeraTopz

    I would take just the bag, because it’s FABULOUUUUSSS!!

    • Brittney Brombacher

      BAHAHAHA Dem female zombies would come after you for the bag.

  • Dan Nelson

    I would love to have that……

  • Dan Nelson

    I would want the knife

  • Ren Medina

    i needs this

  • Deidre Loiselle-Root

    Kukri, Duh. I could chop shit up!

    I like reallyreallyreally want/need this in my life D:

  • Deidre Loiselle-Root

    The kukri obviously. So I could chop shit up! >:D
    I seriously like reallyreallyreally want/need this in my life!

  • TragicGnome

    I sure as hell will make you proud, Britt! 🙂

  • Rich Zedprep Baker

    I would want all of it…but if I could only have one thing, with the kukri I could just take someone else’s kit. 😉

  • Roger Dodger

    My one item would be a person. That person would be Britt.

  • Haydn Alexander

    Cinnamon Bun hands down, need the carbs! Cherry turnover would be particularly delightful too!

  • Jim

    Dang! I would love to have that but I don’t use that darn bird messaging service! 🙁

  • Abraham

    If the Zombocalypse happened, I’d go out of my way to save you! I need someone to reminiscence about video games.

  • Michael

    The knife, the knife!! But then I would get hungry and regret my decision.

  • Nicole Burrows

    Definitely the Kakri!!!

  • Derrick Daarud

    the little first aid kit with the moist towelettes. A knife is relatively easy thing to acquire even just in my house. Something that can treat wounds and is easy to carry around in case of even tiny cuts which could go septic would be invaluable. infected wounds are one of the top killers of people in a world without doctors and easy access antibiotics…though that is one sexy Knife.

  • Megan Ward

    uhm the KNIFE duh! lol

  • Randi

    The survival kit. I’ll grab a shotgun from the first overturned gun shop in the area.

  • Desiree

    Hmm. What one item would I grab… probably the water bottle. You need water to survive and I imagine finding clean water to store is going to be tough.

  • Jake Dougherty

    I guess I’m gonna go with the blade. It will last as long as you take care of it.

  • Kory Schulein

    Everyone is picking the Kukri and I really want to be contrarian, but since I don’t do guns I’m gonna need all the bladed weapons I can get!

  • 4l3x T0rr3s

    I WANT THIS! 😀

  • jasminq

    OH another amazing giveaway
    Can I have it all LoL !!! I like the survival can

    thank you and good luck to all

  • Kevin Dalton

    helll yeah

  • Andrew Croftcheck

    It all looks good, but I gotta go with the first aid kit. Weaponry can be improvised. Health cannot.

  • Ryan

    I would grab the Kukri! It’s most important to not be bitten!

  • Josh Entezami

    Definitely the Kukri, everything else can be scavenged.

  • Anita

    I’d take the Kukri for sure, I cant get such good loot 🙂

  • Miguel Vidal

    Whoa that Kukri…

  • Paxoto

    The blood, of course ^^

  • Brianna Carringer

    The face mask

  • Jonathan Lindberg

    Something that has to do with zombies? I’M IN IT TO WIN IT!

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  • Chris

    Dat Kukri

  • Jameson Shy

    The kukri is vital, BUT how how would you scavenge all the supplies, because wouldn’t nearly every survivor, if any, already raid stores for the supplies? so I would want everything in the Zombie Sak!!!! Zombie Apocalypse, HERE I COME!!!!!! 🙂

  • placiddream

    obviously the stick of gum!

  • Curt Westbay

    I would have to chose the most vital of all things. That thing is…. the carabiner. Enough said.