Win a FREE Zombie Portrait!

I am in freakin’ LOVE with this hand-drawn, zombified piece of yours truly. While I wish I could take the credit and say that I myself drew the above awesomeness, I don’t think I’d be fooling anyone. Seriously. I fuck up stick figures.

Have you guys heard of Fiverr.com? I never had until my buddy Jayson told me about it. In a nutshell, the website lists a bunch of things people are willing to do for five bucks—GET’CHUR  MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER—and one of the listings is a zombified self-portrait drawn by Nathan Shields.  Now, as if Jayson weren’t cool enough for introducing me to this website, he surprised me and worked with  Nathan to zombifiy the below photo:

Because I’m so stoked about it (aaaaand because I may or may not be a zombie fanatic) I’ve talked with Nathan and we’re going to run a lil’ contest. If you’d like to have your portrait zombified for FREE, leave a comment below telling me what you would name your pet zombie. I’ll pick a winner at random next week and contact you with the details!

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  • Will

    Lazarus is the only correct answer, obviously…

  • EDD213

    I would probably call my pet zombie Nomskulls

  • I’d name mine Flaky.

    (applicable for both skin and personality)

  • David

    I would name my zombie Cana Dian (Canadian) cause hes be a Canadian zombie which are immune to cold making them Awesome!

  • Osiris

    If it’s a cat (which it would definitely be) I’d call it Little Evil (or Satan for short) because it’s still cute even though it’s dead.
    If it’s a dog I’d probably call it Chunks as soon as it starts leaving bits of itself laying around.

  • BromBrom

    Rotpus McRancid “Clamidia Bill” to all of his pals.

    He is a Space Zombie Pirate Nazi Ninja…. From Space

  • Squidgy

  • Michael

    Stinky, because he smells so damn bad, especially when he douses himself with Axe in an attempt to mask his odor.

  • Bradley

    If it was a girl zombie, Brittany. If it was a boy zombie, I would call him Mr. Von Helsingborg

  • Billy

    Nibbler

    • Noah

      Hahahaha….
      Futurama reference….

  • Tim

    Chewy for the Star Wars tie-in

  • Noah

    I’d name him Tork because it’s catchy and its the name of my favorite napkin company.