Montana Warns of Zombie Apocalypse

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should watch the Steve Wilkos show. (Actually, I wouldn’t recommend it unless you’re being influenced by some foreign substance because, damn, that show will melt your brain.)

KRTV posted the following apology on air and online:

KRTV

Bahahahahaha. Seriously, if I was watching the Steve Wilkos show at the time of the “bogus” emergency alert I probably would went into full-fledged zombie attack mode, barred up my door, blew up the apartment staircase and jumped ship via my balcony window and begin to gather supplies (such as a ladder to get back into my apartment). Because let’s face it, it’s gonna happen sooner or later.

Dear whoever did this: you won the internet and a very special place in my heart.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/ezio.nelson Dan Nelson

    That was EPIC.

    • britt5091

      Glad you agree!

  • Ken

    Hacking into a computer system in Montana? Not impressed ;)

    • britt5091

      HEY. It’s not the, um, means of doing it’s what is done with the power. Or something. I just woke up from a nap.

  • http://twitter.com/Pikepaw Bradley Fraser

    I would give that person a high five so powerful that it might just break their arm. If I was watching what looks to be the exact opposite of the kind of show I would watch, then yes I would be writing this fully armed. And very, very excited for at least the first part of the outbreak

    • britt5091

      Hahaha! Yeah, I’d be stoked too until everyone started, you know, dying.

      • http://twitter.com/Pikepaw Bradley Fraser

        Yeah once I saw the humans dying I would get sad when the realization hit me that it wasn’t a game…the hardest part of the zombie apocalypse

  • Boots_33

    Zombies aren’t real, Britt.