DO WANT: Zombie Bedding

zombie bedding

Seriously, guys. I would make so many babies in this bed.

LOL. Okay, sorry, perverted moment incoming — so if the thought or mental image of functioning female anatomy offends you or whatever, go look at LOL cats or something. But think about it! This could be VERY strategic bedding if you’re a female, you have a hot date over and you’re unsure as to when Mother Nature will be paying you a visit. “Good morning! What? No, it’s not that time of the month. That’s just the sheets.”

BRILLIANT.

Melissa Christie’s It’s Alive! features all sorts of awesomeness, from bedding to home decor.

Good. Shit.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=629901713 Roger Dodger

    Agreed. Level of want is higher than expected.

    • britt5091

      And it just goes higher.

  • http://twitter.com/DevinTHudson Devin Hudson

    My mind went straight to period jokes as well.

    • britt5091

      And this is why we’re friends.

  • http://twitter.com/Pikepaw Bradley Fraser

    That is brilliant, I want these sheets. Figure I could cover up a murder…not that I would need to. There are multiple uses for these sheets

    • britt5091

      You got it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/daniel.coyne.125 Daniel Coyne

    And if you get more of a bloody mess on there, it will just blend in and become one with the theme. Like!

    • britt5091

      EXACTLY! So convenient. <3.