Seriously, guys. I would make so many babies in this bed. LOL. Okay, sorry, perverted moment incoming -- so if the thought or mental image of functioning female anatomy offends you or whatever, go look at LOL cats or something. But think about it! This could be VERY strategic bedding if you're a female, you have a hot date over and you're unsure as to when Mother Nature will be paying you a visit. "Good morning! What? No, it's not that time of the month. That's just the sheets." BRILLIANT. Melissa Christie's It's Alive! features all sorts of awesomeness, from bedding to home decor. Good. Shit.