Britt5091 Origins: Just a Random Question for Dudes

Welcome to Britt5091: Origins, where I dig up old blog posts I used to write for IGN’s community under the username Britt5091. Some posts may make you giggle, some may make your eyes bleed, and some may make you stroke your beard in a pensive manner. All you need to know is that these posts, no matter how terrible some of them may be, ultimately lead to everything I do now.

Just a Random Question for Dudes

September 26th, 2009

This is probably as far away from gaming as it can get. But if you’re a guy and wear this color:




…does the pink amp up your testosterone? Why is it every guy I talk to that’s wearing pink so damn cocky to the point I want to ROFLAMO?

Yeah, there’s another one of ‘Britt’s stories’ to go along with this question, but I don’t have time right now to write it up.

Happy Saturday, and GO HUSKIES!

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Update: July 3rd, 2012

So, like, is it really already the third of July?

Oh. Ahem. Right. So the post above…sadly I don’t remember what the story was, but all I know is men who claim to be all “studly” and “manly” shouldn’t wear pink unless they’re supporting breast cancer. Because, like, dude…it makes you come across as a cocky sun’bitch and is a huuuuuuuge turnoff.

MOVING ON!