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Smooth McGroove Bops Temple Theme From Zelda 2

Smooth McGroove Bops Temple Theme From Zelda 2

—::throws self on ground:: I AM NOT WORTHY YOU TALENTED STUDLY BEARDED SON’UVABITCH. Have you checked out Smooth McGroove’s version of Pallet Town? Wing Cap from SM64? Super Mario World? Ocarina of Time?! I could literally recommend every video he’s ever uploaded. OH! Super Mario RPG’s Forest Maze is a must-watch. UMFFFFF. Man, if I even ATTEMPTED something like this it would sound like […]

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I Want Lara Croft And The Temple Of Osiris

I Want Lara Croft And The Temple Of Osiris

Well slap me upside the head and call me a flaming Cucco, Lara Croft and the Temple of Osiris looks like a rootin’ tootin’ good time! Seriously. I want it. Sadly, I never gave Lara Croft and The Guardian of Light (the precursor to Temple of Osiris) a fair shot because I totally discriminated against it. Yes, I admit; I […]

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Pokemon Pick Up Lines

Pokemon Pick Up Lines

HOLY SHIT YES. I’ve always had a thing for Pokemon pick up lines. I think (at their best) they’re adorably witty, hilarious and extremely perverted. Basiiiiically they have a base accuracy rating of 90% against yours truly. I wish I lived in a world where these sort of pick up attempts were, like, of the norm. Wouldn’t that make dating so much […]

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The Last Of Us As A PS1 Game Makes Me Nostalgic

The Last Of Us As A PS1 Game Makes Me Nostalgic

NeoGAF has done it again, folks. Apparently there was a thread in which someone joked about the idea of turning The Last of Us into a PS1 game or something or another yadda yadda yadda point iiiiiiiiiiis that someone ran with it and it’s the best thing I’ve seen all day. Which isn’t saying much because I’ve been taking care […]

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Fatal Frame For Wii U Makes Me Nope

Fatal Frame For Wii U Makes Me Nope

Nope nope nope. Never have been able to do the Fatal Frame games, and clearly that won’t be changing anytime soon seeing as the above trailer cured any potential constipation problems I may have had in the future. Zero: Nuregarasu no Miko translates to Fatal Frame: The Black Haired Shrine Maiden and, uh, “flashes” into shelves September 27, 2014 starting in Japan. […]

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