“Battle alongside your brothers through the sewers, subways, and streets of NYC to take down Shredder and Krang’s evil organization, Foot by Foot. Unleash custom combat skills and powerful team combos to save Manhattan from the overwhelming dark forces growing in the shadows.” Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. This just looks awesome – I love the art, which typically I wouldn’t (cel-shading and I […]
WATCH IT. Just, like, peel back your eyelids and watch this for the next one minute and ten seconds. I don’t want to spoil anything. AHHHHHHHHHHH. Okay so for the first 40 seconds I was thinking, “Okay, where’s the Pokémon, this is like a Nike commercial or some shit” but then BLAMMO the feel-train came barging through and demolished every […]
(Sorry for the in-game footage glitches! Those weren’t in the actual game. My video editing software was being fussy tonight.) I was flown to SF to play Far Cry Primal for several hours. Here are some things I took away from the demo! Dig my weirdness? Support me on Patreon!
My reaction while watching this: “Huh. I mean, I guess I see where Mario is coming from.” “Wait.” “O…OOOOOOH.” This got that weird lump of flesh between my ears thinkin’. (Which isn’t pretty, seeing as I’ve been laid up in bed all weekend with the [insert poop emoticon here].) I asked myself, “How do I feel about today’s Mario games?” (Specifically, […]
It’s National Hug Day (or whatever) so I talked about which video game characters I want to hug. Of course things quickly derailed and it became more of a “Who I want to bang” video, but hey. Dig my weirdness? Support me on Patreon!