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E3 2015: Harvest Moon Seeds of Memories

E3 2015: Harvest Moon Seeds of Memories

When I heard Harvest Moon: Seeds of Memories was a thing you can play at E3, you bet your left nut (or ovary if you’re female) I was all about that. Harvest Moon is my friggen’ jam, guys, and it’s the game I have the biggest weakness to. Like, me starting a new Harvest Moon = no productivity for months. […]

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E3 2015: Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam Revealed

E3 2015: Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam Revealed

  Oh, hell yes. Can spring 2016 come, like, right now? Holy nuts I need this game. Part of the reason my panties are in such a tight and twisted uncomfortable (yet excited) bundle is because Paper Mario has a SUPER special place in my dark and cold heart. I never finished the game, but I remember being completely enamored […]

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E3 2015: Legend of Zelda Triforce Heroes Announced

E3 2015: Legend of Zelda Triforce Heroes Announced

Well, slap me sideways and call me a stinky zora, Triforce Heroes looks like a barrel of fun. In The Legend of Zelda: Triforce Heroes, players can work by themselves (with controllable “dolls” which sounds creepy af) or with up to two other IRL humans. Players will solve puzzles, traverse dungeons and form Link totems, which looks rad. I’ve always […]

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E3 2015: Xbox One Backwards Compatibility Announced

E3 2015: Xbox One Backwards Compatibility Announced

It may not work beautifully right now, but the announcement of “backwards compatibility” during Xbox’s E3 presser is much, much appreciated. (I mean, it’s totally a first-world problem to “have to” hassle with extra cords and consoles, but I’m totally a supporter of this thing called efficiency.) First, games you’ve purchased digitally should start showing up in your game library. That’s simple. […]

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E3 2015: South Park The Fractured But Whole Annnounced

E3 2015: South Park The Fractured But Whole Annnounced

YES. YESSSSS. YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS! This is fan-fucking-tastic news and makes every cell in my body dance to the jig of unicorns taking a dump because that’s how fucking majestic this is. LOLOLOL “The Fractured but Whole.” Freakin’ brilliant. Anyway, this is obviously a sequel to The Stick of Truth, which I gotta say is one of my favorite games. In Fractured […]

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