Zelda Game Log SNAFU

You may have noticed that the Game Log section of my website has been a little…erm…let’s say “dry” and “shriveled”. But here’s the thang-a-lang: I’ve been playing Zelda: Skyward Sword. In fact, at least half a day every weekend is dedicated to it. (Unfortunately I can’t say the same about Batman: Arkham City. I swear to God I juggle too many projects.) So while my Game Log is dry and shriveled, we both know it should be plump and dripping with wetness. Also, give me a moment to virtually slap myself for just writing that. 

The truth is, writing about Skyward Sword has been tough lately because I’ve…I’ve…I’ve been playing it with another person. 

…DON’T LEAVE ME! I still love you, it’s not you it’s me, I should have told you sooner, etc., etc.

And because I am playing with someone (meaning our asses on are on the same couch, staring at the same screen) I can’t be a douchenozzle and constantly stop the game in order to take notes and pictures. “WHOA WHOA! Do you see that rock over there? That totally looks bombable. LET ME TAKE A PICTURE!!!” ::scribbling notes:: ::sound of pictures being taken::

Yeaaaah. 

So, I’m in a quandary. I can either continue the log from where I left off–which is WAY back at Eldin Volcano–and utilize that save file (in essence replay EVERYTHING) or make a giant epic summary blog wrapping up my progress from Eldin Volcano to my current position. The latter is more enticing since I barely have time to wipe my ass anymore, let alone start playing Skyward Sword over from the Earth Temple.

Anyway, this is just more of an FYI to all of you awesome people out there. If you learned anything from this blog post, I hope it’s that I am a pervert who really needs to get her mind out of the gutter. I mean it. It’s there 24/7. 

“So while my Game Log is dry and shriveled, we both know it should be plump and dripping with wetness” 

…ugh.

<3 Britt

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  • Boots_33

    It wouldn’t be vintage Britt without being a little inappropriate.

    Don’t ever change. 😉

  • Reanna

    Amen. Never change. Your dripping wet juicy blogs satisfy me and make me wanna have your babies

  • Britt

    Dawww. You all make me feel warm and fuzzy inside <33333

  • James Diehl

    Earth temple? Is that where you got that funky looking shield?