You Forgot It’s Valentine’s Day? I Got You.

How many of you woke up this morning all, “SHIIIIIIT! I’m the worst boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband/fuck buddy EVER because I forgot today is Valentine’s Day!”

That’s right, kiddos! Today is the day you’re supposed to make card, chocolate and flower companies across the globe LOTS of money. But never fear! I am here to make your life a little easier (and improve your chance of getting laid) by showing you several nerd-themed valentines.

“However can we repay you, Britt?”

You can think of me right as you’re about to do the deed. But not in a creepy way. More like in a, “Thanks, Britt. I owe you.” kind of way. Then forget about me and proceed with business.

IGN

IGN has a slew of hilarious valentines on their website. They also have a lil’ app up that makes it easy to send via email, share on Facebook, Twitter, etc. Below are some of my favorites.

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AMC – The Walking Dead

AMC has a few Walking Dead e-cards you can send that special someone. I mean, I personally find nothing more romantic than discussing zombie survival plans over a glass of whiskey, so I’d say these are a safe bet. <3. (Because everyone is like me, right?)

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Pokemon

You simply can’t go wrong sending your valentine something that has the name “Poke” in it, if ya catch my drift. ::nudge-nudge:: (I’m so clever.)Pokemon3 Pokemon2

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Dat face.

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Best. Valentine. Ever.

Portal/L4D

The Mary Sue still has a great selection up from last year.

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Zelda

There are hundreds of Zelda valentines out there, but don’t worry, I’ve already looked through 12% of them. Therefore you should only use the ones I found. I promise you they’re the best.

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And finally…

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And if none of the above are suitable for you, then all I can say is when you’re sitting home alone tonight stuffing your face full of stale chocolate you’ll regret not choosing one of the hand-picked Blonde Nerd approved valentines. As for me? I’m heading to Vegas. Nothing quite screams “ROMANTIC!” like stumbling your way past wedding chapels at 4:30 in the morning.

  • http://twitter.com/Pikepaw Bradley Fraser

    Well I do not have an in-person valentine’s this year, but these still made my day. If I did have a romantic partner, I would think “thanks Britt, I owe you” when she is fabulously impressed, then you float away and I kiss her.

    Have fun in Vegas and I found this to add to your collection

    • britt5091

      Daaaaaaaw! That’s a good one! :)

  • http://twitter.com/NDDugas Nathan David Dugas

    The creepy Ash one…CREEEEEPY.
    The Groose one…AHH! MY EYES!

    • britt5091

      YOU LIKE IT DON’T FIGHT IT