You Don’t See This Anymore: Old Nintendo Advertisements

Okay, so maybe the first two are the only “OH HEEEEEY!” advertisements, but the rest are pretty clever! I can’t say I remember the foot campaign — mmm…that, uh, chili looks phenomenal…

It’s hard to believe our pee-pee-pure Nintendo used to run with these ads, isn’t it? I kinda miss those days. I mean, I love that friggen’ company to pieces but I feel like I’ve out-matured them. Which isn’t true because I’m the least mature person on this planet, but back THEN those advertisements were WAY risque and I was just a little spawn and didn’t quite get all of the innuendos. Actually, I’m sure I did. I’ve always been a perv. So never mind.

WHATEVER I’M ON MY WAY TO VEGAS SO SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE PHOTOS I DON’T CARE IF THIS POST MAKES SENSE OR NOT

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