WTF DID I JUST WATCH: Kodoku

THIS IS SOME RING SHIT. You know, the movie The Ring? If you don't know what I'm talking about, it's about people who watch some cryptic fucked up teaser on a VHS and before they know they end up dead, seemingly soaking wet and disfigured in a closet. Well, I feel like we just watched the video game version of The Ring's teaser. IT HAS BEEN NICE KNOWING YOU FELLOW READER.

kodoku

Kodoku is a PS4/vita survival horror title in development by Carnivore Studio. In Kodoku, players assume the role of a collector who travels to the abandoned island of Kodoku which, uh, actually isn't so abandoned after all HAHAHA because there are evil entities and spirits and other weird man/pig hybrids waltzing around and apparently eating other living creatures as seen on the trailer. (Deeeee-lightful.) Anyway, this collector of ours is on the prowl for a rare book. And to that I say this must be a pretty freakin' amazing book to offset the fuckedupness this poor human being must endure.

To raise the pant-staining bar even higher, it sounds like players won't be given any weapons. Carnivore Studios is going for major stealth here, although sorcery will be available to help you survive.

Also, this:

Kodoku definitino

I...I want this game. I want it right now. I have an extremely confused lady boner.

  • Blase

    I don’t know what’s happening. It’s like having to watch films created by Art School students. The next trailer is going to be a sad clown making breakfast and coming out to his parents before hanging himself, right?

    • Brittney Brombacher

      Yikes. I hope not.

  • Heath Wannemacher

    Video made Zero sense, just some random bullshit. Gimmie gameplay or gtfo

    • Brittney Brombacher

      Patience, young one. We have a looong way before this bad boy comes out. 🙁

  • Derrick Daarud

    This trailer makes me think the game is being directed by David Lynch on acid. The animation was nicely done, I wonder how this will translate to the gameworld. If they make it as weird as the trailer then this could be a great simulator for a mushroom trip gone wrong. Make it first person, throw it on the occulus rift and use it as the new D.A.R.E program. (None of those things are going to happen but a boy can dream right?)

  • ThePinkPhantom

    And all this time I thought Kodoku was the Pokemon version of Sudoku.