OHAI, wanna win something awesome? HELL YEAH YOU DO!
Then, my friends, allow me to bestow one of ye a copy of this:
I recently reviewed The Girls’ Guide to Dating Zombies, and in case you’re feeling too lazy to put forth the energy needed to click on the link I’ll paste an excerpt:
“I immediately fell in love with the main character, Hattie Cross, as well as the author’s witty and humorous style of writing. In fact I loved it so much I finished this book in a matter of hours — once I started I couldn’t stop flipping the pages. I’d moreso recommend this novel to my fellow female zombie lovers, as it’s fun to compare the “current” IRL men to the deadified zombie ones in the novel, but I’m sure anyone can get a kick out of Miss Hattie Cross and her adventures.”
So what I’m trying to say is that you want this novel.
If you’d like a paperback copy sent your way, answer this question in the comments below: In The Girls’ Guide to Dating Zombies, females more or less have to “settle” for zombified men. Some are missing limbs, eyes, a nose, etc. So (God forbid) if this happened in today’s world (and affected the opposite sex), what is the ONE appendage your zombified male/female companion MUST retain in order for you consider settling with them?
Also, to my female readers — yes, zombie sex is a thing (in the book, anyway!) so if that, erm, body part is important feel free to let me know! ;D
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