Hello, fair lads and ladies. You can call me Princess Derpita of Derpville, and it is my honor to welcome to you the fine land Deprvilligan. Stay a while and enjoy our hospitality. We're not a land that bases our values on dignity and poise.
I love this tee! It's like, "Nah Link, don't sweat it. Go ahead and enjoy yourself while cutting grass, rolling into trees, chasing Cuccos and whatnot. I'll take care of this Gerudo jerkface and save the land of Hyrule myself. NBD."Okay, tell me these aren't the coolest pillows you've ever laid your eyeballs on. I DARE YOU. They're extremely soft, but if they stop working and become all un-pillow like I think the quick fix is to blow into the bottom of the pillow.
Again, to attest the coolness, my mom came over this weekend, saw these pillows hangin' on the couch and ALSO said they're the coolest pillows she's ever seen. So, they have Mama BlondeNerd's Seal of Approval. Trust me, that's worth a lot. I mean, she also said she remembered me playing "Unicorn's Revenge", so take that for what you will. 😉I can't take credit for this one, but someone had the brilliant idea of filling the zombie mugs with strawberry ice cream then slowly eating it whilst throwing in an occasional maniacal laugh. B-R-I-L-L-I-A-N-T. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE YOUR BRAINS EATEN, ZOMBIES?! HOW DOES IT FEEEEEEL?! (Of course, I have my own way I like to use mugs. Believe it or not, they're really, REALLY great whiskey holders. Funny, right? Who woulda thunkit?!)