Oh yeah, I’m raising the ante on this one. I mean, at least I think I am. That last game I’m giving away (HA “last” game — see what I did thare?) totally grabbed me by my fem-balls and was like, “AW HELL NAH you ain’t going nowhere Snookums!” Because, as I said, it had me by the balls. Kinda weird how a game can do that to you, huh? It’s like when Alistair first laid his eyes on me…erm, when I first laid eyes on Alistair. That bastard. How dare he [censored for spoiler’s sake] with [censor]?! What a whore. But I guess you do what you gotta do. How about that Nintendo?
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