**CLOSED** Win Britt’s Shit #3!


Oh yeah, I’m raising the ante on this one. I mean, at least I think I am. That last game I’m giving away (HA “last” game — see what I did thare?) totally grabbed me by my fem-balls and was like, “AW HELL NAH you ain’t going nowhere Snookums!” Because, as I said, it had me by the balls. Kinda weird how a game can do that to you, huh? It’s like when Alistair first laid his eyes on me…erm, when I first laid eyes on Alistair. That bastard. How dare he [censored for spoiler’s sake] with [censor]?! What a whore. But I guess you do what you gotta do. How about that Nintendo?

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  • Sam

    My weapon is…the remote for my surround sound system! I am freaking screwed.

    • britt5091

      Er…yeah. Sorry. 🙁

  • James F.

    That’s some good shit!

  • Geordan Morse

    i WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jeffrey Gonzalez

    I’ve never wanted someones shit until now.

    • britt5091

      Tis great shit.

  • Shaun

    Gimme Gimme Gimme

  • @CronoTime

    Oooh those look awesome!!!!!! Best shit to win ever!!!!!!

    • @CronoTime

      THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS HERE AND NAO. Your weapon of choice is the first thing to your right. What is it? Answer: My galaxy S3..well crap..how long till wifi/4g goes out so i can order my self shot gun from amazon..?

      • britt5091

        HAHAHAHAHA! Good thinking!

  • Dustin

    MY weapon is my GHOSTBUSTERS PROTON PACK !!!

  • Angel

    My weapon is my baby sister’s stroller. Oh alrighty.

  • MXAGhost

    Samurai sword!

  • Jonathan Ledbetter

    A sonic screwdriver from doctor who lol

    • britt5091

      Ha! Maybe you could attach it to something?

      • Jonathan Ledbetter

        I had thought bout it lol. Trying to figure out what tho.

  • Phillip

    My totally old-school 160 GB iPod classic. Yeah, I am screwed. lol 🙂

  • Brian Depaul

    my longboard

  • Robby Gregg

    original Xbox controller lol .your face expressions are great!

  • TeddyMcBear

    What!? There’s no actual feces? Dammit! I’m not mad, I’m just not as excited as I was before..jk 😉 ..I do want The Last Of Us though.

  • Kevin Cook

    I never win these things. I am just entering to try. But keep the games I would love to win a pic of you.

  • Bigbabysweets88

    Replica lightsaber as my zombie apocalypse weapon of choice!!!

  • Bigbabysweets88

    I want ur shit so bad

    • Bradley Crable

      Put it back in you’r pant’s pal! LOL

  • AzumXXi

    The chainsaw-tana (chainsaw katana)

  • Zach Auld

    I would love to win this shit. Make sure to sign it if I win it! Also cheap s&s cause were so close or we can meet for coffee and talk about games!!!

  • Emily

    My Zombie Apocalypse weapon of choice is the wall!! Yay!!

  • BuckyJoe00

    The blades of chaos!!

  • Megan Ward

    Oh god, A walmart bag… i’m going to have to get creative..

  • Redrufus4u

    Can’t wait to win a bag of shit

  • Jose Hernandez

    a god damn pillow…god dammit

  • Rafael Jimenez

    I love you ❤

  • Abraham

    I have to say that you got me smiling when you were about to present the Last of Us game, I was thinking to myself, “GAH!! JUST SHOW ME ALREADY!!”

    Oh yeah, and the thing to my right is my Cell phone! 😛

  • Devin Hudson

    I guess I’ll pass for this week. I already have Oblivion (haven’t played it yet though) and The Last of Us (currently playing it now), so I’d feel guilty denying someone those games just so I can get Coded Arms.

    • britt5091

      Good guy Devin. 🙂 <3

  • williamrobertson

    a cell phone haha dang it

  • Pachukomendez

    xbox controller 🙂

  • Chris

    a Logitech 360-style controller for PC … sooo yea if that’s my weapon of choice for the zombie apocalypse, well I am royally boned haha

    • britt5091

      Yeah you are. Better find something better!

  • Emmanuel

    My Iphone, ill make it work some how lol

    • britt5091

      Hahaha, you can chuck it at their heads.

      • Emmanuel

        I have a spiderman case on it do you think there’s a chance where it can defend me by wrapping the zombies up in webs while i escape.

    • Jeremy Shook

      I’m sure they have an app for that :p

      • Emmanuel

        haha they most likely do, just have to make sure i have it before the emp hits

  • Nick

    Awesome Shiat you’re giving away.

    • britt5091

      Thanks Nick!


    I need those games!

  • Jayla Newell

    Girl Power, Woots ! Biatches, =)

    • britt5091


  • 4l3x T0rr3s

    I’d love to play Last of Us but I don’t own a PS3 🙁

  • Josh

    Definitely weapon of choice would be my ol M2A3 Bradley.

  • Anthony McFerron

    My weapon of choice in a zombie apocalypse would be Iron Man’s suit. Does that count as a weapon? I could never be bitten and could always outrun them.

    • britt5091

      Oh yeah, that would work greatly.

  • Noah Welch

    My weapon is apparently a broken dishwasher motor.

    • britt5091

      Er…well, at least it’s something?

  • MarkMorbidity

    Er mah gerd… I want I want The Last of US and Oblivion D: but mainly TLOU :O

    • britt5091


      • MarkMorbidity

        I bet D:
        I seen my youtube friends play it and me wanna play too D:
        Damn you money LOL

      • MarkMorbidity

        D: I bet D:D:D:D:D:
        I’ll play it someday c:

  • Will Castillo

    Yes I want them all!

  • Will Castillo

    And a water bottle btw 🙂

    • britt5091

      Aw man, I really like you Will! Too bad I gotta see you go!

      • Will Castillo

        I’ma go down swinging though, listening to the pathetic thus of my plastic water bottle lol.

  • Joy

    Xbox 360 controller is my weapon.

    • britt5091

      Good luck with that one!

  • christian

    aw I want the last of us that game is awesome

  • Scott Shaw

    Damn, TLoU sealed?? Awesome. Oh and my weapon is a bluetooth earpiece, I’m dead.

  • Kyle Drapeau

    All three of those games are amazing! Great give away this week.

    • britt5091

      Thanks Kyle!

  • Joseph Messer

    Definitely a sword

  • Adam Ezio Christopher

    blades of chaos! lol :p

    • britt5091

      Wat. 😉

    • britt5091

      But seriously. Do you have those? Cuz like, I would steal them.

  • Matt Colligan

    My weapon is…a troll doll in a nurse outfit. Fuck…

    • britt5091


  • Derrick Krenke

    A flip-flop? LOL What a weapon.

    • britt5091

      LMAO you’re screwed!

  • Michael

    Shit just got real!

  • James

    Well I don’t own any weapons cept the Rambo 2 knife so I’d have to go with that.

  • NerfHerder

    Coffee mug! Don’t know how good that’ll work, but at least I’ll be alert from the caffeine.

    • britt5091

      That’s true! Maybe you could break it and turn into a sharp object? PIERCE DA BRAIN

  • ariel coriano

    i would love free gms !!

  • Matt

    My RAT9 cordless mouse…? I’m a goner.

    • britt5091

      Oh dude, you’re fucked. Not even a cord!

  • John Clark

    I have heard about The Last of Us nonstop for the past two weeks from my friends, but haven’t thought much about it, having no PS3. I’ll make a deal with ya – sling the game my way and I’ll buy a PS3!

    Also, I’ll record a nerdy song video for you 😉

    • britt5091

      Hahahaha…hmmm… 😉

  • Tim Hawks

    Awesome, The Last of Us!!! I haven’t got that yet. You just keep kicking it up another notch on these giveaways.

    • britt5091

      Thanks Tim! 😀

  • Jeremy Shook

    Duncan… He’s me sheltie. Poor little guy can barely walk up stairs. He’s zombie food. RIP :*(

    • Guest

      Oh shit balls! I puppy spammed your comments thread. Sorry didn’t mean to and it seems I can’t edit to delete either of the pics… :S

  • Jeremy Shook

    Duncan… He’s me sheltie. Poor little guy can barely walk up stairs. He’s zombie food. RIP :*(

  • jason

    A lighter and hair spray, flame on!

  • Boots_33

    Zombie weapon? I’d probably go with a blade of some type, but I’d put a chain on the handle for range. I could be like Kratos and just demolish undead from a distance and get all broody and pissed.

  • Ethan Skooter Caunt

    THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS HERE AND NAO. Your weapon of choice is the first thing to your right….

    …a tape dispenser, a bottle of Purell or my french press?

    So i can tape a zombie to a chair, sanitize his hands, then pour him a cup of coffee…?

    When the world ends i guess that still isn’t a good enough excuse to be inhospitable.

  • Spencer Riegelman

    THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS HERE AND NAO. Your weapon of choice is the first thing to your right. What is it?
    The book “Crime and Punishment…” I hope the zombies hate this book as much as I do!

  • Mangos

    why would i bang the mass effect cast?

    • Mangos

      oh an my weepeen of choice for the apocalypse is my computer mouse

  • JordanRodkey

    You made me choose between who I’d bang on the Mass Effect cast. I can’t choose that well.

  • David Cleveland

    THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS HERE AND NAO. Your weapon of choice is the first thing to your right. What is it?

    A half empty water bottle of somewhat cool water?

    …just go ahead and consider me zombie chow D:

    hopefully I can get a copy of Last of Us (or any of the prizes really) before I suffer my fate as zombie chow 😉

  • Erinn Stiles

    THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS HERE AND NAO. Your weapon of choice is the first thing to your right. What is it?….. A can of coke…I might be screwed here

  • Wesley Phoenix

    I gotta say, i’m not much for following people that post blogs or reviews, but you’re so damn funny with the faces you make and what you do that I find myself checking in at least once a day lol The giveaways are just an added bonus. Keep it up though! We still gotta get together for some good old fashion gaming fun!

    P.S.- Who wouldn’t bang Garrus? I mean seriously??? That guy HAS to be in every party you make.

  • Elspeth

    Flamethrower. Of COURSE.

  • crazymurdav

    Hoping to win TLOU copy so gf can finally get her own copy, and leave me to slay plant zombies in peace 🙂

  • Philip Kocinski

    All great games but i never played Oblivion for more than an hour cuz when it came out i was always so busy with others so i had to return it always wanted to try to actually play it

  • CalamityXI

    My weapon is my Aile Gundam Robot Spirit figure -_- I’m fucked, unless I can turn it into a real gundam XD

  • My weapon of choice is an empty office wastebasket. I think I’m screwed.

  • Mani Sacasa

    I will be the ultimate zombie slayer with my Dalek figurine!

  • AnthonyPitman77

    I would love to win your stuff. If I don’t, that’s cool because you never fail to entertain me.

  • Chris Fowler

    Apparently, I will be slaying zombies with a deck of Magic: the Gathering cards. I’m screwed.

  • TeddyMcBear


  • Jerry Roboman Munoz

    I want to win

  • dmann

    A smartphone.

    Am I doing like in Watch Dogs then?

  • InertiaBrien

    I died trying to defend myself with an empty disposable coffee cup.

  • Jordan Garcia

    I’ve thought about this many times and my weapon of choice is an aluminium bat because it stays intact when bashing zombie heads!

  • Jocilynne Garcia

    Grab my remote control and cordially invite them to watch shaun of the dead before being eaten alive.

  • Kim Miller

    I want to get in on this. How often do you do this?