While you read this, dear friends, my ass is on an airplane en-route to DC where it will then sit in an airport for three hours before it departs for Florida. The rest of my body, sans ass, will be left behind. Wait, what? Okay, admittedly it's 11:30 pm, five hours before I have to wake up for my flight, and I've been putting in 16 hour days all week to prepare for this vacation. I'm tired. I don't make sense. Whatever.
BUT! I'm sure some of you like knowing what today is, right? And what tomorrow will be? Well there are these things called CALENDARS which are amazing and awesome, and I have one I want to give you. Actually, I have two, but I'm just giving one away for now.
You liiiiike it? You waaaaaaaaaant it? YOU CAN HAZ IT! Just leave me a comment below and I'll randomly choose someone to receive this fortune teller device.