Well, I’m Never Getting Laid Again.

Check out the newest addition to my living room, brought to you by Banners on the Cheap.

To say this thing made my day would be a vast understatement. You guys, my living room is now complete. Not only do I have a Zelda sword/shield replica above my mantle, I now have a Zelda Light World map hanging above my couch. And let me just throw this out there — the quality of the material is AMAZING.

More on this early next week! I just needed to pinch off a quick post to show you how much more amazing my living room is than yours now.


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  • CyKlops

    I think this actually guarantees that you WILL get laid again!

    • britt5091

      Haha, but you see, the map is too distracting. I’ll look upon it like, OH! I remember when I did this here and that over there…

      • Rick

        well this is gonna sound weird but thats why they have well….you know


        thats the best way i can tell ya xD

        • Rick

          in other words…then you can both look at it =P

          • britt5091

            HAHA! I was like…wait, what? OOOOOOOOH.

    • Indeed. I recall an article about you far preferring gamer dudes

  • dmann

    Isn’t that also the Minish Cap map?

    • britt5091

      Sadly, I’ve never played Minish Cap so I dunno ๐Ÿ™

  • The magical thing about being a girl is that stuff like this improves our chances of getting laid instead of hurting them! (^0^)/ Alistair would totally approve.

    • britt5091


    • Ryan Littlefield

      You know, I was going to say the same. Weird that that’s how it is, and a little one-sided, but you can’t deny the truth of it.

  • I’m with that other guy. It’s things like this that make you the perfect nerd bait. Saying things like “pinch off” doesn’t hurt either. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • britt5091

      Hahaha…I’m such a dude. Ahem.

  • What you talking about. nerd love, cuz nerds love nerds to. I foresee you having many more sexy nerdy rompings

    • britt5091

      ORLY? Are you the vagina whisperer? ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • I totally feel you as soon as I put my shield and ocarina I went all geeky and re-played majora’s mask

    • Jessi Aldana

      Update 6 years later….yeah it did happened, hylia blessed my room

  • So… does it have a Dark World map on the back? ๐Ÿ˜€

  • I think you wouldn’t get laid because you and the nerdy guy would be too caught up talking about Zelda and stuff. Then you will probably play video games together and before you know it the dawn will rise and people will have to go to work

  • If you hit the West Seattle fare this weekend, make it a point to check out the booth most south (right in front of a Terrible Beauty or close to being in front). They have pictures done of of like a pretty little meadow, with Mario popping out of a sewer pipe and a little money box nearby. Its classic.

    • britt5091

      DUDE. Thanks!

  • Wow…that is so killer! Where the hell do ya find this awesome stuff!?!

    • britt5091

      bannersonthecheap.com!!! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

  • I heard it’s really hard for women to get laid….LAWL ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • This is awesome! Heck it could open the door to some interesting role playing lol

    • But I think having it framed would look kick ass

      • britt5091

        I definitely want to get it framed. I just got a lil’ anxious and had to hang that bad boy up ASAP!

  • could it be the lost maps of zelda

  • kenleymac

    That is freaking awesome!

  • lol i actually want to tour that place! i bet its a gamers paradise!

  • I feel like that’s also the map for Link’s Awakening?