Video Games as Children’s Books

DragonBorn

BigDaddy

Cake

If you had to chose one of these books to read to your future spawn (or current spawn should you have produced any) which one would it be? Personally, I think I would roll with The Littlest Dragonborn because my future child should know how to defend himself/herself against dragons, wear chainmail and do blacksmithing things because dammit, if I’m going to ever poop out a spawn it better be the most epic spawn there ever was. I’m not kidding. As soon as that thing leaves my body I’m going to shove a NES controller into its slimy hands and yell, “KNOW YOUR ROOTS AND LEARN RESPECT, SON.”

Yeah, it’s going to be awesome.

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  • I would think that right after the spawning event your first action would be to look to you co-spawner and say “holy shit that fucking hurt.”

  • Megan Ward

    these are awesome, I would probably have to go with me & my big daddy, i’m a daddys girl 🙂