Would you buy it would you buy it would you buy it?!
Man, I love April Fools' day. I know a bunch of people in the industry get butthurt because "OOOH IT'S A WASTE OF A DAY!" but, dammit, it's the only day of the year when we can make fun of this industry like we do today. All of these mockup websites, fake items, bogus DLC -- you couldn't "get away" with this any other time. SO EMBRACE IT. LOVE IT. LAUGH. Then attempt to buy me this Garrus body pillow because I'm a fucking creep.