This Mario Painting Will Give Me Nightmares Tonight

I know this has floated around the interwebs for some years now, but never have I stopped and just STARED at this picture and thoroughly dissected it.

W-T-F.

Not only are the Koopas fucking TERRIFYING, look at Mario’s unbuttoned shirt and his junk! And look! Even the hills have legit eyeballs (and yes, I used the word “eyeballs” to avoid a stupid “THE HILLS HAVE EYES!” reference). I also don’t know how skinny Luigi managed to toss the green Koopa into the red Koopa, I mean, dude has no meat on his bones. All I know is that I’d want an IRL Yoshi to come eat the red Koopa.

BURN THEM AAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!

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