The sorta-kinda newest addition to my Zelda shrine


As you may or may not know, I was a skanky Link for Halloween and I figured that presented the perfect opportunity to purchase a Master Sword an Hylian Shield replica.  (Honestly, I really didn’t need an excuse.) I bought both from when they were selling their Halloween costumes (dunno if they still are) and I gotta say, I are pleased!

Well, sort of. The Master Sword kinda suffered a fatality.

I guess this thing wasn’t really built with intentions on being a one-man bush whacking battalion.  Oh well! It’s a battle scar that proves I searched for many a rupee, heart pieces and bombs that night.


YEAH! I can’t wait for some Zelda n00b to waltz into my woman cave (HEYO!) and ask, “Where did you get that shield?!” CUZ I’M GONNA SAY I BOUGHT IT AT THE MALO MART.



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  • Jimmer

    Those are pretty badass. Bummer deal about the sword, though.

    • britt5091

      Chicks dig scars.

  • I wonder what it was made of. I wonder how easy it would be to repair that battle scar.

    • britt5091

      I have the broken piece somewhere around here…all I need to do is super glue it on. But it’s kind of badass now, rah?