The Great Fairy’s Boobicles


There is so much truth within this comic I cannot stand it. Like, I know the N64 had its graphical incapabilities, but would it have been SO hard to make a boob round instead of, you know, pointed like a dagger? Please learn me.

Thanks, Jordan, for sharing this with me!

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  • Pixelated Feary boobies from the fountains were odd. Not enticing just odd.

    • britt5091

      Yeah, odd is a good word. Pointy, too.

  • At an impressionable 10 years, The razor sharp tas, banshee like wails and levitation let me know what not to look for in a woman.

    Though levitation is admirable. I retract that particular part of the statement.

    • britt5091

      HAHAHAHA!!! Yes! Levitation is quite admirable — I think I shall look for that in a future husband.

  • Billy

    Another question: Why does the Great Fairy look like a drag queen?

    • britt5091

      Equal opportunity?

  • Jaym Esch

    It’s been a few decades for me… boobs are *not* pointed? Huh. Who knew?

    • britt5091

      Yeah, female anatomy is a weird thing!

  • ouch!

    • britt5091


  • Lol. Thought you would like it. When I was little, I thought this is what boobs looked like, watching my cousins play. Of course, I was afraid of cooties back then, so it didn’t matter…

    • britt5091

      HAHAHAHAHHA. “How Ocarina of Time traumatized me.”

  • she’s trying to be like madonna

    • britt5091

      DUDE! That makes so much sense!

  • singing_pigs

    I don’t know for sure but I’m *guessing* that the best they could do at the time would be square boobs. Better?

    • britt5091

      I guess so. But, like, yeah.

    • Jesse Ren Saario

      Square? You mean triangle.

  • Boots_33

    Clearly, octagonal boobs would’ve been best.