Britt5091 Origins: So I bought the Wii Motion+ today…

Welcome to Britt5091: Origins, where I dig up old blog posts I used to write for IGN’s community under the username Britt5091. Some posts may make you giggle, some may make your eyes bleed, and some may make you stroke your beard in a pensive manner. All you need to know is that these posts, no matter how terrible some of them may be, ultimately lead to everything I do now.

So I bought the Wii Motion+ today…

June 17, 2009

…and did anyone else get the sensation that you were putting a fucked up condom on?

I mean, really, if you can get that bad boy onto a wiimote then I say you’re a pro.

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Britt’s Note:

Wii Motion+…what a concept. /sigh

I don’t want to kick a dead horse, but the whole “Wii Motion+ enhances the one-on-one control you have with Wiimote” stuff is bullshit. That sort of technology should have been included in the ORIGINAL Wiimote. Bah.

And that’s all she wrote, folks!

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