Skyrim Hoarders

While this video is hilarious and spot-on, I, uh, was cringing quite a bit throughout because that’s TOTALLY how I played Skyrim. Cabbage? I NEED FOUR HEADS. (Cabbage comes in heads, right? Or is that lettuce? I don’t know how this shit works.) Oooh, a weapon that’s FAR inferior to my blade. I must have it for, um…oh! Look at that wooden bowl! It would look quite dapper on my kitchen table.

See where I’m going with this?

I don’t know how people can just walk away from loot. I simply cannot do it. Buuut of course this means my backpack quickly becomes full, which means I get grumpy and the world becomes a sad place because I’m constantly having to swap out lesser items for less-lesser items AND THAT KIND OF PRESSURE ISN’T GOOD FOR ANYONE.

Damn. Now I really want to play Skyrim. Maaaaaaybe I’ll download it on my laptop. But I probably shouldn’t. Or should I. HELP.

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