Shit Gamers Say to Their Girlfriends

HAHAHAHAHA!!! This video seriously made my night. And it’s even funnier because there have been occasions when the roles were reversed and I was TOTALLY one of those guys. I mean, Ferelden, the land of Dragon Age, was not going to save itself.

Nor was Mass Effect’s galaxy, Final Fantasy IX’s Gaia, the farm from Harvest Moon…

…I should probably stop now.

<3 Britt


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  • Boots_33

    Personal favorite: “Oh, NOW your arm doesn’t get tired.”

    When I was married, my then-wife was not always happy at my hobby. She would get unreasonably upset at my weekly 2-hour sessions of original Call of Duty multiplayer on the PC. Oh well, we’re divorced now, and I have all this alone time to sit around and play video games to distract myself from worrying about being alone forever in a state of despair and isolation.

    Everything’s all peachy! 😀

    • Britt

      HAHA. OH, Boots. I have no doubt your boot-mate will find you soon enough! 😉

  • Dan

    That was a great video.

    • Britt

      I thought it was too!


    Am I the only one who is already tired of these?

  • dmann

    I plan to get a girl that is as into gaming as I am. Then these won’t apply…

    • Britt

      Yeah, that might solve the issue! Or maybe make it worse. Hmmmm…

      • dmann

        How could it make the issue worse, if we can cuddle in the fires of a dragons’ breath, smell the frag as we awaken, and be one with the raid, and one another…

  • Bradley

    Who needs a girlfriend when you have video games? AKA my Valentines plans…

    I do confess though, most of my cursing is either A) Video games or B) driving