Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog

You guys sure know what movies to send to chip away at the old, crusty, thick-ass walls of steel around my cold and beatless heart! I LOVE THIS KIND OF SHIT.

So, this is Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog. And it's kind of terrifying. I mean, I've always loved hedgehogs and while I've never had one I've always thought they were so freakin' cute and rolly-polly and SQUEEEEEEE-worthy! But uh this video has kind of traumatized me. I don't want my cute rolly-polly hedgehog to be waltzing around with shit on his back. I mean, c'mon.