Sacrificing Yoshi

Poor Yoshi. 

I can’t count how many times I sacrificed that dinosaur for the greater good. But my dad, on the other hand, would only successfully sacrifice Yoshi 40% of the time. The other 60% consisted of him fumbling around with the buttons and somehow killing both himself AND Yoshi, which sorta-kinda defeated the purpose of the word “sacrifice”.

Poor dad.

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