PS4 Owners Watch More Porn. Uncomfortable Yet?

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Simply due to the context this is by far the most inappropriate blog I've ever written, but it involves video games, sex and perverted porno titles so what's not to love? Also, if you're easily offended you're probably not reading this anyway so fuck it. Continue.

SugarDVD -- dubbed the Netflix of porno -- has revealed in their December 2013 data that THREE times as many people signed up for the SugarDVD app for PS4 than Xbox One. But the real kicker of this story is that SugarDVD is a thing I didn't know existed. How? I'm not sure. I mean, I'm super surprised. I feel like these are the types of things my brosephs and I regularly shoot the shit about.

Anywho, SugarDVD even offered the top viewed movies and categories for each console! THE MORE YOU KNOW

Top 10 Playstation 4 movies viewed this month (December 2013): 1. Cream Plosions #2 2. Top Heavy Tarts #6 3. Creampie Hunnies From Russia 4. Big Ass Movie, The #2 5. Monsters Of Jizz #14: Older Men Younger Women 6. Desires #12 7. Wreck My Virgin Russian Ass 8. Big Titty MILFs #9 9. Top Heavy Tarts #11 10. It’s Okay! She’s My Step Daughter! #13 Top 10 Xbox One movies viewed this month (December 2013): 1. Cream Plosions #2 2. Wreck My Virgin Russian Ass 3. Creampie Hunnies From Russia 4. Top Heavy Tarts #24 5. Big Ass Movie, The #2 6. Monsters Of Jizz #14: Older Men Younger Women 7. School Bus Girls #2 8. Dirty Little School Girl Stories #3 9. Big Tits Curvy Asses #2 10. Top Heavy Tarts #25 Top 10 Playstation 4 categories this month (December 2013): 1. All Girl 2. Black 3. Amateur 4. Milf 5. Anal 6. Big Boobs 7. Chubby 8. Handjobs 9. Creampies 10. Latin Top 10 Xbox One categories this month (December 2013): 1. Anal 2. College 3. Milf 4. Big Boobs 5. Black 6. Groups 7. Big Butts 8. All Girl 9. Amateur 10. Classic

Oh, those are fucking CLASSIC. I can honestly say I've never, erm, attempted to watch the naughty stuff on my consoles, nor have I thought about it. I think I would feel like I would be, like, tainting the purity of my console. Or something. Actually, that's stupid logic. But hey, more power to you if you use the SugarDVD app -- these consoles nowadays are internet browsing machines! YEAH BABY!

Now, excuse me while I reread those titles again.

"It’s Okay! She’s My Step Daughter!"

BAHAHAHAHAHA.

If you want more Porn console goodness, check out this PornHub article on Destructoid where you can learn more valuable information, like that the number one search for Wii users is "Hentai".

 
  • Blase

    I’m surprised “hand jobs” is so prevalent. It seems pretty tame.

    • Brittney Brombacher

      I suppose some people just aren’t into wrecking assess.

      • Blase

        You know who else wasn’t in to wrecking asses? Hitler.

  • Derrick Krenke

    Haha! Boobs. xD

    >_>