Poor Weedle and Caterpie

Now I’m starting to feel all sorts of guilty for owning a can of Raid — it’s currently lurking under my kitchen sink…

BUT THOSE LITTLE PICNIC ANTS TOTALLY DESERVE IT. I DON’T KNOW HOW THEY GET INSIDE MY APARTMENT BUT THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS ARE EVERY-FREAKING-WHERE.

Ahem. Sorry, it’s a sore subject.

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  • Nothing to feel guilty about when it comes to ants. We are at war. There are currently like 20 billion ants in the world or some crazy number. They are organized and are the planet’s second most successful species, just behind humans. One could say more successful because they outnumber us 3 to 1. If we don’t kill ants they will take it as weakness and overthrow humans as the dominate species. I have been reading about Argentine ant Global Mega colonies rather than doing my real homework…really crazy.

    My source is Cracked.com

    • m1zark

      lets not forget the lil bastards in africa or w/e that can kill you with one bite… kill em all.

      • britt5091

        I am leaving to stock up on Raid. THIS. IS. WAR. (Also, Sparta.)

  • Boots_33

    I bought my raid for bees. They were nesting in the walls and started coming inside through where the central air fittings were put in.

    You wouldn’t believe how many times I would be on the computer only to have a bee buzz my HEAD while I was watching online po….. uhhhhh, tweeting!

    • britt5091

      OMFG. If I ever had a bee, like, hive in my apartment I would seriously commit suicide. Or just leave. That probably would be the smartest thing to do.