My Pathetic Garage Sale Haul 5/17/2013

Well guys, some days you win ’em and some days you utterly suck at ’em. Today was a day of utter suckage, but I managed to walk away with a few gems! (And I use the term “gems” lightly, like, in this circumstance gems = coal.)

First up, a mint-condition Game Boy.

game boy 2

Never mind that the screen is taped on by scotch tape — as soon as you see how pristine the back of this thing is, you’ll forget all about the shitty front.

GB1Erm, right. About that. Sure, there isn’t a back or anything but that’s okay…I’m sure this thing fires up like a pistol.

…BAHAHAHAHA. Yeah right. This thing will probably blow up in my face if I try to boot it up. Moving on…

A *cough* COMPLETE  copy of Tekken!

tekkenOh, yes. This was a STEAL! I saw discs of Tekken going for a whopping $1.50 on eBay, so you know I got a GREAT deal.

And finally — I found a SUPER RARE ULTRA game — A COPY OF HALO 2!!!

halo 2 disc

Hey, you never know when my other four Halo 2 discs will go tits-up.

Yeah. Be jealous. GROW GREEN WITH ENVY OVER MY BROKEN GAMEBOY AND ULTRA RARE GAMES!!!!111

 

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  • you know as well as I do that gameboys are indestructable.

    • britt5091

      THEY SURE ARE.

  • Feel lucky. I live in wisconsin. There are no great video game hauls. I’m lucky if I find a copy of Madden 2003 at a garage sale.

    • britt5091

      LOL. Okay, okay. I feel lucky. 😉

  • Do you have Halo or Halo 2 on PC? If so, I’d buy them.