MEET MY NEW PURSE

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I’ve always known I’m slightly different than most females because of one reason: I don’t have a purse fetish.

HA.

But seriously, I’m not one to drop $500 on a leather bag that will eventually become nothing more than the equivalent of a trash can, and $500 is, like, a new video game console.  Hell, I’m probably breaking Girl Code by admitting this, but I’ve been using the same purse for about two years now. /GASP (I think they’re only supposed to have a six-month shelf life!)

However that is all about to change. Ladies and gentlemen, meet my new purse.

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ISN’T IT AMAZING?! AHHHHdjakfjdafkd

Earlier this morning Jeremy hit me up on Twitter and SWORE he had found the purse of my dreams. My first thought was, okay, I better be clicking on a bag made out of Alistair’s skin (is that creepy?) but what I saw — the above purse — was ten times better than anything I expected. The BEST part (besides the amazeballs design) is that this love bag is only $34.99 on DisturbinglyAdorable’s Etsy page!

I ordered mine within twelve seconds of laying eyes on it, and now I can’t wait for that bad boy to show up on my front porch. Oh yeah. It’s going to be amazing. I’m going to treat this thing better than any purse I have ever owned before.

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