MASTER SWORD IRL HOLY BALLS

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I don’t quite understand what I just watched, but UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my nether region is currently tingling with a feeling of excitement and “HOLYSHITBALLS THAT WAS AWESOME!” Er, that is a feeling right?

DUDES, IT’S AN IRL MASTER SWORD! Like, it’s totally legit! WHY CAN’T I HAVE ONE!? /pouts

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