Le BlondeNerd Photo Shoot

I know, I know — most original blog post title EVER. But I sorta-kinda have The Witcher on my mind and would rather spend what little brain cells I have on THAT bad boy instead of consuming them for a witty blog title. PRIORITIES, MAN.

So, as you may or may not know I had a photo shoot in my woman cave last Thursday not only for the Girls of Geek 2013 calendar, but for some promo shots as well. And before I go any further, let me just preface this by saying the photographer and hair/makeup chick not only were extremely fun to work with, but they were SO patient. I mean, by now I’d assume most of you guys know my personality. I’m NOT a girlie-girl and I’m typically not one to strut around in super high heels with a glitzy pink shirt and a bow in my hair. I consider myself one of the “brosephs”, so when I’m wearing a Mario costume and handled a Wiggler stuffed animal there’s no way in HELL I’m going to make that sexy. Oh no — I’m going to hump it and pretend like it’s a male body part commonly referred to as a penis.

I AM NOT READY TO REVEAL MY CROTCH. Maybe someday I’ll remove the box — HA, see what I did thare? — and by “someday” I mean whenever an Alistair clone rides up to my front door on his gallant steed, sweeps me off my feet and proceeds to make babies with me. Also, he must not only guarantee he’ll make an appearance in Dragon Age III, but he must promise that his butterface is properly returned to the studliness that it was in Dragon Age: Origins.

Aaaand there I go running off with my Alistair fantasies….

Anywho, there were some fun shots taken and I’m excited to share ’em, but before I do I need to set aside photos for the calendar (I won’t be able to shareΒ those pics until the calendar releases) but whatever I don’t use shall be plastered on my site.

Now I must play The Witcher and loot shit.

Priorities, man.

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  • Nice…. But a little too much lip stick?

    • britt5091

      I gotta agree with you. Like I said above, the women were a LOT of fun to work with, but the makeup was definitely different from what I’m accustomed to.

    • what in the world is wrong with lipstick? and how do you know how much is too much?!

      • britt5091

        These things are just known, my friend. They just are.

  • m1zark

    So I’e been looking at this pic for a min and I’ve decided… those are some sweet slippers.

    • britt5091

      RIGHT?! They’re really slippery though. I may or may not have eaten shit in the hallway earlier today.

      • They are fresh. Im think Chrimbus gift for my rady.

  • Ok, I’m surprised no one has said this yet…

    Is that a worm in your pocket or are you just happy to see me!

    I’ll show myself out πŸ™‚

    • britt5091

      ::opens the door:: Out you go, Will.

  • Boots_33

    Yep, this pic pretty much represents you in the most accurate of ways, haha.

    Looks good! Different eye makeup is different, but that’s not a bad thing at all. Kudos, bro!

    • britt5091

      Thanks bro! That’s what I was going for! πŸ˜‰

  • The look on your face concerns me. I’m getting a really serious penis envy look from you. It’s in your eyes, as if they are saying “I really like gripping this thing and peeing standing up would be the coolest!”

    • britt5091

      But peeing up WOULD be the coolest! :/

      • .. not really. When peeing upwards, it gets all over the place. Peeing with a brick breaker is not fun…very messy.

  • Darnell

    Couldn’t take my eyes off that sexy photo of Chris and Shiva, 10/10 would bang frame!

    • britt5091

      GET IN LINE.


  • ummm…. 1UP?

  • For some reason the first thought in my head was that a game featuring a tranny Mario wouldn’t be that bad.

    Sometimes I think I shouldn’t be allowed to think things.

    • britt5091

      Bahahahahahahaha. I’d buy it! ;D

  • your hair colors are awesome!!! and the rest of the pic too.

    • britt5091

      Aw, thanks!

  • you owe me some soda and an apology. I laughed so hard at the phallic stuffed animal with the “ohai” underneath, normally thats fun times but I was taking a big swig o’ soda which promptly shot out my nose. Awesome picture, was worth the nose burn and the losing some soda.

  • Damn censorship…

  • I suddenly have the urge to cosplay Princess Peach.

    • britt5091

      Please do.

  • Oh don’t worry I’m sure some Nintendo fanboy will…love…it.

    • britt5091


  • Hahaha britt this post made me lul. πŸ™‚
    I heard the latest n00bcast but im still not sure wut the witcher is.. is it fun?
    I may get it also when i get a better PC πŸ˜›

  • Heh heh Adorkable