Kingdom Hearts HD 2.5 Remix Trailer Has Me Confused

Wanna watch a Kingdom Hearts n00b-tube attempt to follow the story lore order of what is quite possibly the most confusing series of all time?

Okay, so Kingdom Hearts 2.5…er, wait, Kingdom Hearts HD 2.5 ReMIX takes place after the events of Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 ReMIX. During KH HD 2.5 ReMIX you will, uhhh, also explore the origins in Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep FINAL MIX (as opposed to the first mix) as well as experience Kingdom Hearts Re:Coded HD cinematics. OH! There’s also a remastered version of Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix. So, like, that’s cool.

Wat.

Ha! One of these days I’ll get to the series, man. One of these days. I remember when KH originally released back in, what, 2002? All of my friends were hyped, but I never partook in the KH festivities as I was turned off by Disney being a part of the game. My 13-year-old self assumed the title would be shallow, kiddy and DAMMIT if any game wasn’t like Final Fantasy IX I didn’t want any part of it. (Zidane being excluded from Kingdom Hearts may or may not have had something to do with my bitterness.) Today I totally regret not getting into the series that I’m older and wiser (BAHAHA RIGHT) especially now that I can’t keep track of these friggen’ games, and whenever people start talking Kindom Hearts it’s like a whoooooooooole ‘nother language.

All that being said, though, the trailerĀ does look good and itĀ does look like something I’d enjoy. Who knows? Maybe I’ll get a wild hair up my ass and will start the series. Could be cool.

Are you into KH? Care to give me a run-down version of WTF I talked about in the second paragraph?

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