In Every RPG


Bahahaha! Man, ain’t that the truth?! (Although, I distinctly remember the dog from Earthbound spewing all sorts of badassery from his canine mouth.)

This reminds me — lately I’ve been craving an RPG, and honestly guys, I can’t remember the last RPG I played through. And is it just me, or am I complaining of low-RPG blood levels at least once or twice a month? In any case all signs point to the conclusion of  I haven’t gotten my RPG fix in a while.

So, what’s a girl to do?

PLAY A GODDAMMED RPG. But it can’t be just any RPG. I’m talking something like, Dragon Age or Skyrim — both of which I’ve gotten my fulfillment of — so maybe something along the lines of a JRPG.

“PLAY NI NO KUNI!”, you say.

Trust me, I want to, but damnuel Samuel (whoever Samuel is) the average completion time for that bad boy is somewhere around 50-60 hours, and homegirl ain’t got time for that.  Thankfully I think I’m about to wrap up Tomb Raider (I don’t mean that in a bad way!) soooo hopefully afterwards I can sit down and find a fun RPG/JRPG to quench my thirst — just in time for Bioshock Infinite to launch and suck up my life.

…You know what’s kinda funny? I seriously just remembered I recently completed Enchanted Arms, and I dropped, what, 46 hours into that bad boy AND EVEN THAT DIDN’T QUENCH MY JRPG THIRST BECAUSE THAT GAME COULD NOT SATISFY ME. (It was totally you, Enchanted Arms, and it so wasn’t me.) This next game I play better be well-done otherwise this could end up turning into a vicious cycle.

HNGHHHHHHH. Of course, any recommendations would be appreciated — preferably something current-gen. 😀

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  • I’m glad I’m not the only one.

    • britt5091


  • Abraham

    Well… I just heard that the newest Fire Emblem was interesting, something about a new “Bride” class.

  • dmann

    There are a lot of homebrew RPGs made with RPG Maker etc. Why not try a few of them?

    • britt5091

      That’s an interesting idea. Thanks!

      • dmann

        I have one I have been playing the last couple of days too, you might like. Esper Wing Chronicle. It’s got a lot of humor to it as well…

  • Fallout 3 or New Vegas. If you really want your mind blown, Fallout 2.

    Fallout 2, your cousins favorite game EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • britt5091


  • The Last Story! Great game, great characters, 30-35 hours (or less if you’re quick about it). Done.

    • britt5091

      AHHH! There we go. There’s another one I forgot about. Thank you!

  • I’m recently playing Skyrim, and of course I talk to the dogs I happen by – one of them I was sent to find actually talks back

  • korhal

    I always talk to the animals, if only just to test my expectations.

    Also, Final Fantasy VI. Do it.

  • Drashika

    Dokapon kingdom is fun if you don’t have much investment time. And it’s multiplayer