I Need A New Logo! HALPPP


As you may or may not know, I’ve been dabbling in things of new. Patreon, for starters, but I also *just*¬†launched a store on Storenvy. (I only have prints for now, but I hope to add¬†more¬†weird-looking things soon.) These “things of new” have required my “logo” on numerous occasions. Recently I’ve been interviewed by several outlets, and they too¬†have requested my “logo.”

That’s all good and swell and all, but, uh…the problem is I¬†don’t¬†really have a logo. Like, this is what I have:


THAT, friends, was whipped up for¬†me by a stranger on Fiverr years ago.¬†THAT, friends, is the “logo” that shows up on my business cards, interviews and other official website-y things. I think I speak for everyone when I say I need to upgrade. I need something, like, official-looking and representative of who I am, unlike the logo you see above.

Guys, I’m not artistic. I can barely draw stick figures in Microsoft Paint. (Bless you Patreon-backers who are receiving a MS paint drawing from me every month, bless you.) But I know a LOT of you are talented bastards, and I’m asking for your help.

Here’s the scoop: I’m going to hold a contest. Logos that are submitted will be posted on a future date for voting.¬†The designer’s logo that receives the most votes will win a brand spankin’ new vidjagame from yours truly. That said, this doesn’t guarantee the winner’s logo¬†will be the logo I’ll use for future endeavors, but hey, we might as well have a little fun with it.

Some things to keep in mind:

  • Unlike the photo above, my eyes aren’t brown nor is my hair all one color. I’d say my eyes are like, blue-green-y. Yeah. That.
  • Not only¬†do I need a new face logo/cartoon version of me/whatever the hell it is I need, I also need the text “BlondeNerd.com” to receive a makeover. Feel free to submit one or the other — or both!
  • These designs will go on business cards and all that professional shit, so perhaps the simpler the better? I DON’T KNOW.
  • I’m really craving hot wings.

If¬†you would like to design something, please feel free reach out via email to Britt@BlondeNerd.com. Hell, if you just want to say “HI!!!” feel free to reach out. Why not, yeah?

Thank you SOOO much.

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