I have a dirty woman cave

Guys, I need to make a vlog so hard; things are starting to pile up in my woman cave  and it’s beginning to stress me out!

Where shall we begin…oh, by the way, we’re going to do this “Where’s Waldo?” style but it’ll be more like “Where the fuck is Britt’s shit?” because I’m too lazy to number everything with corresponding descriptions. (Hey, at least I’m honest, and honesty is one of the most important parts of a relationship.)

Okay, let’s start with my desk. This might not look TOO bad, but trust me it ain’t too good, either. Next to the monitor is a cosplay book I bought the same day I bought that crapload of manga several months back.  (Speaking of that, I need to find somewhere I can stick all of that manga…besides up my ass, that is. That’s where my mom told me to put it and quite frankly there’s isn’t enough room there.) I bought the book because I’d like to try the whole cosplay thing someday, but even the simpler costumes look like they require at least a Level 10 in sewing–but I’m only at a Level 1; I only have three heart containers; I’m still at the bottom of the skill tree; etc. 

There’s also a sexy (albeit dusty and scratched) 16-bit Genesis I bought somewhere. I can’t even remember where I purchased that bad boy because it was that long ago. Its rightful place is on my console shelf, but alas, I can’t shelve until I make a vlog. It’s kind of like how Simba can’t take his rightful place as prince until he’s shown off at Pride Rock, nahm’sayin?

Someday the Genesis will reside upon thine shelves of awesomeness.

I don’t know if you can make it out, but there’s also an October 1993 issue of Gamepro (featuring Super Street Fighter II) on my desk. In fact, all of those magazines are old gaming issues I found at a garage sale months back–I bought an entire bin for, what, 10, 15 bucks? It was a helluva deal! But like the manga, I need to find a place to put all of the magazines; preferably a place that is not my ass.

Now for the really dirty part…

BAWWWW

Yep. This is what is covering the floor of my woman cave. Take a moment. How many different items of nerdery can you spot? (Hint: this is where the “Where the fuck is Britt’s shit?” game comes into play.)

I see my zomBcon swag (from Halloween weekend, mind you), an NES Power Pad, more gaming issues from the aforementioned garage sale, the Uncharted 3 Collector’s Edition (that I have yet to open), about 15 boxed N64 games I found at yet another garage sale…hmmm. I also see the Skyward Sword cloth map that came with the Collector’s Edition of the guide and my Arkham City Collector’s Edition box. Oh. There is my free OnLive console I haven’t opened yet either.

But here’s the thang-a-lang: Once I make a vlog I have no idea where the heck I’m going to stash this stuff! My magazine shelf can’t hold another magazine, my game shelves don’t have the room for 15 or so boxed N64 games and I can’t think of an adequate home for the Uncharted and Batman Collector’s Editions. I mean, this isn’t necessarily a bad problem because it means I’m drowning in awesomeness, but it makes my woman cave look dirty. And stuffed.

SORRY. I couldn’t resist using “woman cave” and “stuffed” in the same sentence.

Ahem.

I’m putting it out there RIGHT NOW that I will make a vlog this weekend and it will happen because I’m telling you it will happen on my website. Therefore I am now accountable.

Hold me to it!

<3 Britt

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  • Rob

    Im a neat freak, and that shits a mess… next time im in town visiting my friend Rachel, I’ll stop by and clean your place 😛 Then I can tell people I spend the weekend cleaning Brit’s woman cave, and everyone can envy me XD

    • Britt

      HAHAHA! Yeah, I’m not the biggest neat freak (clearly) but it’s even starting to bother me!

  • Do you live on your own or with roommates? I would imagine they would be upset with this room

    • Ken

      Creep Alert!

      • I was asking a legit question but I can see how you interpreted that as creepy. Quick call 911 on me

  • Boots_33

    I was almost ready to allow your collecting to go without comment, but this is getting out of hand. I mean, really… you should at least be able to walk on the floor. It’s starting to look like my sister’s room did as a kid. We couldn’t see her floor. 😛

    • Britt

      HAHAHA. Shut it Tony!

      …although you do speak the truth. COME OVER AND CLEAN IT THEN.

      • Boots_33

        If I were in the nearby area, I would gladly help you out. 🙂 Next time I head out west, hit me up.

  • I saw a Diablo II Battle Chest. After seeing that, I am not allowed to comment on the state of your “Woman Cave,” due to it being in fine condition as it is… You own more awesome than I thought :D.

    • Britt

      Why, thank you! 😉

  • dmann

    I don’t know if it will help, but you can buy cardboard boxes that can hold comic books/graphic novels from some stores, and they might be perfect for your comics.

    The rest I say give to a worthy cause *coughmecough* and enjoy…

    • Britt

      Pshaw. I see what you’re trying to do there. IT’S NOT GOING TO WORK DMANN.

      • dmann

        DAMNIT, MY PLAN FAILED!

        I think it was comic stores (eg Forbidden Planet) you can get the boxes from though, seriously. I have 3, and I have a lot of my graphic novels and comics, and several of my strategy guides in them…

  • HOW IS YOUR PLACE SO FUCKING DIRTY?!!??!

    • Britt

      DREWWWWZOOOOORRRRFFFFF <3 <3 <3 <3

  • stuffed dirty woman cave? rectally inserted manga? this post leaves no orifice unsullied. I know you just want to stuff your woman cave full of objects but you have to calm down and organize figure out where your putting the big things first. *snicker* but seriously big things like collectors editions take priority over magazines and guides.At least that is my opinion cause that stuff fits rather nicely in boxes. This is coming from the guy surrounded by empty rockstar cans (Finals week FTW.) Phew after that much silly dirty talk I need a shower.

  • For shame…