I have a big, erect package in my apartment

AND BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING YES I KNOW I NEED TO FLIP MY CALENDAR TO OCTOBER.

But honestly guys, I couldn’t resist making a post titled “I have a big, erect package in my apartment” because that’s just hilarious. At least I think it is. Whatever. My mind is skewed.

Of course, this is the Chaos Eater Sword replica from Replica Dungeon and I can’t wait to, ahem, tear into this huge package tomorrow.

Don’t worry — I’ll be recording the action! ;D

 

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