I have a big, erect package in my apartment

AND BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING YES I KNOW I NEED TO FLIP MY CALENDAR TO OCTOBER.

But honestly guys, I couldn’t resist making a post titled “I have a big, erect package in my apartment” because that’s just hilarious. At least I think it is. Whatever. My mind is skewed.

Of course, this is the Chaos Eater Sword replica from Replica Dungeon and I can’t wait to, ahem, tear into this huge package tomorrow.

Don’t worry — I’ll be recording the action! ;D

 

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  • Kenley McAlister

    Thats gotta be a big sword.

    • britt5091

      I’mma hopin ;D its feet are looking might large….

      • Kenley McAlister

        I thought it was suppose to be hands.. (not feet) lol

  • Boots_33

    At least you didn’t grab this box from the trash at a con, so GOOD JOB! :D

    • britt5091

      HAHAHA. Oh, crap. I’ll never live that down.

      • Boots_33

        It wouldn’t be so bad if you hadn’t captured said event on video. That was your undoing.

  • http://twitter.com/GeeksterMike Michael Weir

    Subtle. Real subtle.

    • britt5091

      Was it that obvious?

  • http://twitter.com/DevinTHudson Devin Hudson

    Insert ‘I always have a big erect package in my apartment’ joke here. Uh hur hur. Okay, I’ll stop now.

    Seriously though, that thing’s as tall as a person. I expect hilariousness from your video.

    • britt5091

      HUR HURRRR. Haha, yeah, I dunno how I’m going to unbox this thing without dying.

  • Wingus

    Hmm… “big, erect package” sounds about right.

    • britt5091

      It’s a very accurate description.

  • http://twitter.com/ThePinkPhantom Imperious Phantomas

    How many posts have I read because they included “big, erect package” and “I’ll be recording the action”? Hmmmm.