I Had A Boner Kill

My name is Britt and I just experienced a boner kill.

Okay, so I have this thing for Mass Effect. I love it. I want its children. I want to hold it near my chest while lying next to the fireplace. And because I love it so much, I’ve been eying an official N7 tank top from the Bioware Store for awhile.

However the weather in western Washington has done nothing short of sucking huge balls, and it’s been kind of hard to justify spending $24 on a tank top when all it does around here is FUCKING RAIN. But alas, things have started to change and we’ve gotten a healthy does of sun as of late. So I, being giddier than a school girl, just went to the Bioware Store to order the N7 tanktop I’ve been ogling for weeks.

And…

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!!!!!!!!

 

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  • E-TAW

    EBAY THAT SHIT!

  • 🙁

  • They’ll restock it in which case you pounce as soon as it’s available. Even if it’s mid January.

    • Britt

      I will pounce so hard.

  • Right, like you need another video game themed shirt.

    • Britt

      Beez, no one asked you you assweed.

  • They took all of the tank-top to ComicCon for the BioWare booth-babes.

    • Britt

      NUUUUU! Most of them wouldn’t appreciate them for the beautiful works of art they are!

  • Aw… well hey, it’s in stock for Extra Extra Large.. So the solution is clear: You have to gain like 300 pounds and you’re set! 😛