I Had A Boner Kill

My name is Britt and I just experienced a boner kill.

Okay, so I have this thing for Mass Effect. I love it. I want its children. I want to hold it near my chest while lying next to the fireplace. And because I love it so much, I’ve been eying an official N7 tank top from the Bioware Store for awhile.

However the weather in western Washington has done nothing short of sucking huge balls, and it’s been kind of hard to justify spending $24 on a tank top when all it does around here is FUCKING RAIN. But alas, things have started to change and we’ve gotten a healthy does of sun as of late. So I, being giddier than a school girl, just went to the Bioware Store to order the N7 tanktop I’ve been ogling for weeks.

And…

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!!!!!!!!

 

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