I heart this Ocarina of Time shirt!

It says "Castle Town Ocarina Supplies: Make Time For Music"

HELL YEAH! Thank you Insert Coin Clothing!

Aaand who represented Zelda all night last night? THIS chick! I cannot even begin to describe the amount of joy and pride that was swelling inside my body from knowing that I was rocking the Triforce AND the Ocarina of Time on my bresticles.

Now, the bumpy ocarina I’m holding is a ceramics project I made when I was a senior in high school. It was almost thrown away before I completed it because my teacher feared I was, ahem, building a bong. (I had to pull up an in-game screenshot of Link holding the Ocarina of Time in order to get the go-ahead!)

But should you try blowing into the ocarina, all you’re going to get is a mouthful of dust and POSSIBLY a whiny whistling sound. What I’m trying to say is don’t expect to be belting out Song of Storms on this bad boy anytime soon.





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  • Weebo

    This is what makes you 90% more awesome than most girls.

  • That’s a cool shirt and also a really cool sculpture, nice work!

    • Thanks! It was probably the best thing I ever did in High School 😉

  • Jim Tanner

    love hearing about the ladies, lol, I swear you are a chic that talks, hell thinks, like a dude. You should read some Jack Kerouac….

    • Jim Tanner

      BTW, 7 people sucking on that thing at once would make for a horrible bong! Your teacher must have been naive….

      • Weebo

        Twister Bong!!!!!

    • LOL. Yeah, it’s true. I think when I was like, being morphed inside my mom my being got confused and gave me a male’s mind but a chick’s body. Hmmm.

  • escalade05vt

    Looking good(you and the sculpture)! I’ve been a zelda fan since that wonderful gold cartridge so many years ago 🙂

    • britt5091

      Aw, thanks! Craftsman +5