How Girls Look While Gaming

Yes, this is the same girl.

Sorry guys, but this is the truth. I know because I, believe it or not, am a female. I know I am a female because I possess lady parts that technically define me as a person of the female variety.

And as much as I’d like to contribute to this myth that female gamers tend to button mash whilst all dolled up in itty bitty underthings, I hate to say it usually doesn’t happen that way — generally we’re sprawled on the couch in our oversized sweats paired with XXXXL t-shirts we won at conventions with drastic morning breath.

It’s time you knew the truth.

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  • Luke

    No… That’s not true… That’s impossible!

  • lies all lies

    • britt5091

      u_U I’m sorry, but alas…

  • “I know I am a female because I possess lady parts that technically define me as a person of the female variety.”
    Best part of the article lol! 😛

    • britt5091


  • Boots_33

    I know you’re lying because gaming companies don’t make XXXXL clothes available.


    • britt5091

      HE’S ONTO ME.

  • (Decapitates Mouth of Sauron)
    I do not believe it! I will not!

    I didn’t need to know what the other side of the web connection looked like if I couldn’t see it. We were happy in our imaginations.

    On the other hand, sweats are alright, they are so comfy

  • The top pics are missing a pink controller. Because obviously all girls play with a pink controller.

    I grew up with a female gamer, so I was kinda dumbfounded by the whole female gamer stereotype when I first came across it. I don’t know why it’s so hard for some guys to accept that girls are just normal people playing games like they are.

  • You will never hear more trucker-style swearing from me than when I’m gaming (or driving). Also, usually in my underwear and grunting at people who try to engage me.

    • britt5091

      Yeah. We’re like primal beasts. ;D

  • Renita

    As a female gamer, I’ll say that I mostly agree. I do tend to be more laid back and more like the male gender-role. However, I think I look damned sexy in a tank top and sweatpants, and sometimes I do have my eye make up on.

    • britt5091

      Word. 🙂

  • LOL Rockin out that Halo shirt LAwLZ I know girls like the one below… they say more shit than i do when i rage LAWLZ its fun :3

  • Rudeashell

    Damn, You can clean up but dont post photos of it. There is a reason why girls put on makeup when the go outside.

    • Stump Beefgnaw

      Aptly named douchebro is aptly named.

    • TheKitchenKiller

      And there is also a reason girls die of anorexia, have so many plastic surgeries that they don’t even look human anymore, and get skin diseases from wearing too much make-up 24/7. Idiotic and sexist dudes like you that can’t except the fact that we were born to fulfill our dreams, not spending our lives in the kitchen and between your legs. I am not a feminist (in fact, I find most of them to be really annoying and naggy), but I can’t take it when douche bags like you try to get yet ANOTHER girl to ruin her life or even end it by trying to to tell them they are ugly and worthless unless they look like a barbie doll. I am a female gamer and I am probably the manliest person you’ll ever meet with no dick. DEAL WITH IT~! xP

  • Caleb

    You are getting me all hot and bothered talking about baggy sweat pants and XXXXL tee shirts. Can’t hardly contain myself

    • britt5091


  • BEARtown_USA

    …never have a seen a woman so beautiful than in the bottom two pictures. The true beauty of the reaction to a cheap death can never be discounted. It is art in its purest form. Now, show us the face when you t-bag corpses.

    • britt5091

      HA! Let’s see if we can get her to do that for us 😉

    • asdf

      Kill yourself, bitch.

  • Sean

    good God…

  • Don’t forget the food stain on that shirt, blood shot eyes and that nicely greased hair.

    • britt5091

      YES. Usually there’s a hot wing stain or two…

  • Epic Nerdy Shenanigans BB

  • arabiske

    its ok i accept

  • CG

    Honestly…… I think the bottom two made my heart beat faster…..

  • Rachel Lynn H.

    I wear unfashionable clothes while playing on the computer, I admit. It’s only rarely that I wear a nice outfit while playing on the computer. Yeah,they don’t make XXXXL clothing in gaming companies, just plus size stores (which are rare, unfortunately). Just XXL clothing- which I do wear.

  • Lazlo

    Disgustingly sexist picture. I like video games. I just hate gamers themselves because they like to perpetuate retarded and sexist stereotypes. Then there’s the uber video game addiction denial.

    • Lazlo

      And yes I mean the top and bottom pictures are both equally sexist. If we’re going to default to stereotypes, then we might as well make the girls in both pictures extremely obese too.

    • Lazlo

      btw the one on the top isn’t sexy. And the one on the bottom suffers from mental retardation. That’s full on mental retardation, not raging/engaged. This is a lose lose situation for all gamers, male or female.