Game: Which One is Britt’s Apartment?

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Okay, you get ONE guess. Is my apartment on the right, or the left?

….HNNNGHHHH! The doormat I ordered just came in, and I’m more stoked that a piece of stoke high on some uber stokage. (What?)

If you want one of your own, you can find them on DamnGoodDoormats‘ Etsy page! There are some other items of awesome available, such as Star Wars doormats, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, etc.

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Love it love it love ittttttttttt. Maybe I can find a decal of the old man and stick him on my door. OMG I WONDER IF I CAN DO THAT. Hopefully Building Management won’t get pissed. >D

/heads to Etsy to look for Old Man decals

Oh, and the prior warning to my neighbors still stands:  IF ANYONE STEALS MY DOORMAT I WILL HUNT THEM DOWN AND STRING THEM UP BY THEIR TOE HAIRS. AND IF THEY DON’T HAVE TOE HAIRS I’LL STRING THEM UP BY THE HAIRS THAT GROW IN THE AREA WHERE THE SUN DOESN’T SHINE.

<3

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  • Michael

    That door mat is amazing and it even matches the apartments…double win!

    • britt5091

      YAAAAAAY!!!

  • Deidre Loiselle-Root

    HAHA, I was just wondering about theft before I read the last bit…needless to say you’ve cleared it up (:

    • britt5091

      Oh yeah. They shall stay far, far away. 😉

  • Megan Ward

    that’s what I would worry about! if people would steal it or not… I’de probably glue it to the floor jussst for secrutiy reasons.

  • Spoon Popkin

    Thanks Britt! I love seeing my doormats in their native settings!
    Spoon
    http://www.damngooddoormats.com