Dragon Age: Origins Canvas

dragon age canvasA question for you: What’s a better way to decorate my wall than with a Dragon Age: Origins canvas print? Answer: THERE ISN’T ONE.

But oh, this isn’t any regular ol’ canvas. THIS IS MY DRAGON AGE: ORIGINS PARTY. (Admittedly I can’t take full credit for the idea, so thanks Tony, yadda yadda, blah blah blah. If it weren’t for that idea, though, I probably would have gotten an obscene photo of Alistair printed instead.)

It was SUPER easy to create this bad boy. All I had to do was load up one of my, erm, 50 or so Dragon Age: Origins save files, take a screenshot my party and upload the photo. VOILA! The timing also worked out perfectly because the canvas came in the Saturday of PAX, so I was able to carry it around the convention like the baby it is and have it scribbled on by the Dragon Age: Inquisition team.

DA Canvas Signed

Fun fact: after I handed the canvas to Mark Darrah, he asked, “Do you REALLY want me to sign this?” as if he was worried he was going to ruin it! PSH. Son, please. If it weren’t for you I wouldn’t have Alistair to female-fap to. Speaking of Alistair, Cameron threatened to draw a mustache and devil horns on my firecrotch wonder, but I think he was aware of the hell that would be unleashed should that heinous act took place.

As soon as I get the rest of my Dragon Age shrine up (it’s still, erm, in boxes) I’m going to hang this bad boy on a nearby and mount a freakin’ mini-light above it. I’m not kidding. It’s going to be glorious.

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