Dragon Age: Inquisition Screens

EXCUSE ME WHILE I FIND THE NEAREST INANIMATE OBJECT AND HUMP IT.

Maaaannnnnnnnn this game. THIS. GAME. I'm purposely avoiding 91.7% of Dragon Age: Inquisition articles because I want to know absolutely fucking nothing as I dive into the story, but that doesn't mean I can't get my fix on these screens that um make me want to HOLY SHIT THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. I lose all, ALL logic and structure when it comes to this franchise so excuse me if I'm not being journalistic or whatever WHAT ELSE IS NEW.

Also, this thing.

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What...what it is? I mean, that's kind of what I looked like the day after I had food poisoning in Vegas if that helps.

  • Valen Krios

    I do one heck of an inanimate object impression. Just sayin’. 😉