Dragon Age: Inquisition Release Date/New Trailer

Before I completely fangirl all over the place, let’s talk deets — Dragon Age: Inquisition will release in North America on October 7th for the PS4, Xbox One, PS3, Xbox 360 and PC. Europe, you get it on October 10th.

UMMMMMMMMPFFFFFFFFF. HUBBA HUBBA. HUMP. PELVIC THRUST.

I mean, really, what else is there to say? (Besides sexual sounds, that is.) The characters look sexy, the game looks sexy, the music sounds sexy, this entire thing just reeks of sexiness and to be frank I want it in my mouth.

I know, I know — some of you (namely a chap named Boots) will expect me to buy a million copies of this game. BUT LET ME TELL YOU THAT WON’T HAPPEN. I’ll only get two. While I prefer to play Dragon Age on PC, I’m absolutely going to pick up a console version as well. Because, uh…because maybe I’ll want to try it out on a console. Actually, my first playthrough of Dragon Age: Origins was on the 360 so, um, yeah, that justifies it.  And with Dragon Age: Keep a thing I’ll be able to customize any experience. SO BOOM. Justification complete.

If you want to be like me, you can pre-order the Digital Deluxe version. If you don’t, there’s also an option for the Standard.

Now excuse me while I hump everything. I’m like an excited dog.

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